DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

VEGAN

all vegans are freaks, they make us eat salad and shit like that just so they can keep a few animals, most people like to wave steak under their noses to keep them away

person1: ha another vegan wot a freak
person2: ye lets go wave a steak under their noses!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009

fail bowling ball

when u go to throw a bowling ball, u try throwing it 2 hard and it goes thru the ceiling

person1: wot u doin man the balls gone thru the fucking ceiling
person2: its not like any1's up there
(man falls off the roof with a big bowling ball inprint in his head)
person2: oh shit, thats a fail bowling ball
person1: it's not the ball it's u you retard
person2: it's not my fault the ball had wings!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009

:0-:

a woman giving a blowjob to a man

hey katie you wana :0-:

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009

cute

a way of saying some1 is a slag/slut but not in a way people hate

person1: mann that girl is cute
person2: u maen shes a slag
person1: ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 24, 2009

jedward

the combination of the john and edward the irish joke contestants on x factor, these two have faces u want to smack, there is no way of describing how much normal people hate them. the reason they are in is because some irish twat named louis walsh relised they have v same accent as him and put them through, most people were releved when simon cowell hated them saying they were awful, that is until when lucie jones and jedward were in the bottom 2, with 2 votes sending jedward home and only 1 for lucie, simon could have sent jedward home (hopefully never to be seen again), but somehow he decided to take it to a public vote, we all know what happened after

why he did it remains a mystery, some people think he was doing it for the ratings and getting more money, others think he felt she was threatening his acts chances, we will never know, all we know is they are both twats.

why people are voting for them is also a mystery, origanaly most people did it to piss off simon, but now that is not the case, so i hope u people see sense and kick there twatish faces out as soon as possible

and remember, if they win wtf would be their winning single

person1: jedward are twats
person2: i agree, they have faces u want to smack don't u think
person1: ye
person3: ye they are twats, i wanted lucie to win but thats not going 2 happen because of them

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 16, 2009

rubix cube

Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

person1: them rubix cubes r hard arnt dey

person2: just like my dick!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 20, 2009

Britain

the best country in the world came 4th in the 08 olymipics and only countrys that were like 1000 times bigger beat them, yep thats right britain is very small but still kicks every other countrys ass, and unlike americans we can actually walk properly. our weather is quite shit but that is what makes britain the toughest country ever. the defintion of britain: THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, BRITAIN RULES AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT :P

brit: Britain rules :)
brit 2: hell ye
brit: we deserve our recognition as a powerfull country, we have fought countless wars and weve come thru better off each time
brit 2: go britain!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 16, 2009