we can't just fuckin well get on with sex can we
and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up
dosen't anyone think it's a take piss
stupid sexually transmitted disease why can't i do what i want!!!!
Buy a
sexually transmitted disease
mug!
men think belly button piercings, nose piercings etc are sexy because it reminds them of the staple in porn mags
person1: have u seen my wifes piercings their awesome
person2: u just love them because it reminds u about the staple in porn mags
person1: damm u figured out
this is for women
you get your man to lay on the bed with a hard on, u then run at door, u grab on to it and fling yourself off it, and you try and land on your partners cock, very pleasurable if you can get it right, the swinging off the door is where the monkey comes from
person1: i gave my partner a monkey fuck last night
person2: wtf
person1: you don't know what it means
person1: (explains it to her)
person2: cool, i might try it
i bet u have never heard of this before but it's actually a type of music
thats right a type of music
i myself am one of the many scouse dj's
scouse dj's remix songs from the uk top 40 and other well known tunes aswell as making their own
kb project, alex k, jc project, ls system, bass slammers, ghetto busterz, dna, tim dawes, dj, riley, dj ian t, dj mercer and of course myself are just some of the many scouse dj's
if you wan't any more info on this music go to
www.wkd-sounds.com
www.bouncytunez.net
person1: scouse music rules!
person2: yay lol i just remixed a miley cyrus tune aswell as a christmas tune
person1: sounds awesome
person2: it sounds even better through huge speakers
a way of saying some1 is a slag/slut but not in a way people hate
person1: mann that girl is cute
person2: u maen shes a slag
person1: ye
what would the devil do?, usually said when wanting to get revenge on someone big time
person1: argh my boss has just cut my pay, what can i do
person2: think, wwtdd
person1: ahh yes, i think its prank time!!
all vegans are freaks, they make us eat salad and shit like that just so they can keep a few animals, most people like to wave steak under their noses to keep them away
person1: ha another vegan wot a freak
person2: ye lets go wave a steak under their noses!!!