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lolaholic

a nickname u would call someone who is constantly saying lol in a sentence some who can't stop laughing
or
someone who uses the word lol far too many times

which brings up the point, can lol be overused??
my m8 is a lolaholic
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009
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4 minute wonder

the time when the program you were watching has finished and every single channel is on adverts

e.g: the simpsons has just finished, the time 6:26, the next programme is on at 6:30, it has just gone onto adverts. you change to the next channel you want, it's on adverts, the next channel, adverts!, the next channel, adverts!!! and so on

they spend so much time looking that

:the next programme has started without realising it
:they get bored and give up

thats where music channels come in
what do you do on your 4 minute wonder??
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 29, 2009
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TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND...

10. Cats' facial expressions
9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors
8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds
7. Fat clothes
6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time
5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell
4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow
3. Eyelash curlers
2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made
1. OTHER WOMEN
those were the top ten things only women understand, it's all so true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 4, 2009
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sexually transmitted disease

we can't just fuckin well get on with sex can we

and even kissing can give u diseases, wtf has this world come to, so now we have to have a big chunk of rubber beetween it all to stop us dieing of something that was probably fucking well made up

dosen't anyone think it's a take piss
stupid sexually transmitted disease why can't i do what i want!!!!
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) December 5, 2009
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Splash n dash

A term used to discribe either

1. a shower that lasts less then a few minutes
2. having a piss really quickly
3. missing the toilet seat whilst having a piss then quickly running off
Brb just gunna have a splash n dash
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) September 27, 2011
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Choc shock

1. when you don't have chocolate for ages usualy months at a time and then u have a peice of choccolate and get overcome with it an want more and more

2. when you don't have choccolate for ages you have one and you then experience a 'mini orgasm' this is actually proved by scientists that havin no chocolate for long periods of time and then havein some can give a sexual high.
person 1: Omg havent had chocolate in ages so i went for some, had it and ive never felt anythin like it!! almost felt sexual lol

person2: sounds like you have had a choc shock :L
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) October 5, 2011
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proxy

the ultimate weapon for school kids everywhere, there will never be a shortage of them so there will always be one that works
person 1: shit my favorite website has been blocked, what a bummer
person 2: try this proxy website it unblocks everything
person 1: everything??!!
person 2: EVERYTHING!!!!!
person 1: cheers m8
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