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dangerwank

a game played by u and a few fucked up m8's.prefably a lot
wot u do is first bet some money down like 5£, 5$ (if 1 of u fails u leave empty handed)

u then proceed 2 have a wank in a public place like in a library, behind a door of an office, on a balcony etc for a minute, if u and all ur m8's do it successfully u then step it up a gear by going into a more public place or make the minutes longer, if u all still manage 2 do it (doubt u will) but if u do u go into the final place.... the school classroom(by then a few might have chickened out) and then i goes last man standing, whoever lasts the longest without been caught gets all the money

a very fun game and pottentionally very rich aswell, also made as a film in 2007
person1: me and bout 7 of my m8's played dangerwank yesterday
person2: ha wot do u do
person1: u go into public places and have a wank and try not 2 get caught
person2: cool who won
person1: me!! i got £35 out of it
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 6, 2009
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proxy

the ultimate weapon for school kids everywhere, there will never be a shortage of them so there will always be one that works
person 1: shit my favorite website has been blocked, what a bummer
person 2: try this proxy website it unblocks everything
person 1: everything??!!
person 2: EVERYTHING!!!!!
person 1: cheers m8
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.|.

behold my mighty dick!!!, mainly used in texting
person1: hey katie .|.
person2: wow its so small
person1: fuck u
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 3, 2009
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etp

in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc
person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009
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LABATYFO

STANDS FOR LIFES A BITCH AND THEN YOU FUCK ONE
PERSON1: SO YOUVE BEEN DUMPED AGAIN
PERSON2: YEP
PERSON1: AH WELL LABATYFO
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 25, 2009
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burgaboy

a bassline music artist, for u people who don't know wot bassline is, it is a type of music that us brits like, he is immense like all the other bassline artists, his music is wot v bad boys listen 2
person1: hey check out v new tune by burgaboy
person2: (listening 2 it) sweet, thats awesome lol
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 1, 2009
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wet fish slap

when a male ejaculates in his hand and slaps his bitch in the face, in which cum is spread about her face.
gf: dirty bastard u slapped me and my face has ur
bf: really, i just gave u a wet fish slap
gf: wah??
bf: figure it out urself
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) November 18, 2009
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