DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT)'s definitions

government

(britains government) can't run our country right, lent a lot of money 2 sum mexicans who can't pay it back and the whole country is in deep shit, house prices are going down and thousands of homes have been repossed, it's probably going 2 get 2 the point where everyone is living on the streets like hobos then whats the government going 2 do

person1: the government sucks, they are retards 4 lending that much money
person2: damm right ive lost my job because of money issues
person1: we will get them some day

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 22, 2009

VEGAN

all vegans are freaks, they make us eat salad and shit like that just so they can keep a few animals, most people like to wave steak under their noses to keep them away

person1: ha another vegan wot a freak
person2: ye lets go wave a steak under their noses!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 19, 2009

pickled penis

There was this lady and she really wanted to have sex, but she was to scared to ask her husband so she went to a jipsy and told her her problem. The jipsy rummaged around in a chest and pulled out a pickle jar with a penis in it, and said "All you have to do is open the jar and say 'Pickle penis my vagina' and it will start having sex with you". So later she tries out the pickle penis and it works great. That is until her husband walks in and he shouts "WHAT THE HELL IS THAT" and the woman says "It's a pickled penis" Unfortunately her husband replied "PICKLE PENIS MY ASS"

person1: hey u heard about this pickled penis story
person2: no
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol man got fucked in the ass
person1: apperently ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009

hobo dildo

it is when a hobo takes a shit puts it in a freezer and shapes it into a dildo

person1: you see that hobo there
person2: ye

person1:he's makin a hobo dildo
person2: thats just dirty!!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 5, 2009

etp

in golf terms it means early tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might want to go somewhere after ur round of golf, have people to meet etc

person1: hey theres this comp on next week, want to play
person2: ok but i would need a etp because i have parents comin over to my house

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

couldn't

people are saying this so quickly that it starts to sound like cunt which can be a bit awkward

person1: he cunt do that could he
person2: ??? cunt!
person1: couldn't
person2: oh sounds like it though
person1: ye

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 12, 2009

gfy

can either mean
go fuck yourself
good for you or
get fucked yankee, can get quite confusing but works brilliantly either way

american: hey im going to the mall u wana go
brit: gfy it's not called a mall 2 start with nd im goin 2 my gf's house
american: why did u say good for you
brit: u retard i sed get fucked yankee

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) July 7, 2009