Definitions by DJ MethFace

kobayashi 

the top in a field; an ultimate champion; refers to the competitive hot dog eating champion from Japan

Tiger Woods is the Kobayashi of golf.
Howard Stern is the Kobayashi of radio.
Mel Gibson is the Kobayashi of jew haters.
McDonalds is the Kobayashi of fast food.
Paris Hilton is the Kobayashi of annoying rich sluts

kobayashi by DJ MethFace August 5, 2006

hairyolas 

Hairy nipples; areolas with hair growing out of them

Sally took off her bra, and I was disgusted to learn that she had hairyolas.

hairyolas by DJ MethFace July 30, 2006

yaap 

An extreme way of expressing agreement.
Or, an extreme form of affirmation.

When asked by Michael if he had a good night at the poker table, Brad responded, "yaap."

yaap by DJ MethFace May 22, 2006

heynannernanner 

Slang term for vagina.

After buying Sally an expensive dinner, she allowed me to see her heynannernanner.

heynannernanner by DJ MethFace May 21, 2006