DGringo's definitions

Turn Coat

A Person Who Changes Uniforms During Wartime To Appear As If They Are On Your Side. Could Also Be Someone Who's Not Really Your Friend But Are Only Trying To get Information For Your Enemy.

Co-Worker: Watch What You Say In Front Of Him. Because I Think It Gets Right Back To The Bosses Ears.

You: What? I Thought He Was Our Friend?

Co-worker: Nope, He's A Damn Turn Coat!

by DGringo October 2, 2009

Nobbin Bobbin

Proper Definition Is Fellatio. AKA, Head,Hummer,Blow Job
Because While This Act Is Being Performed There Head Is Bobbing Up And Down On Your Nob.

Damn I Hope I Get Some Tonight. But I'd Settle For Some Nobbin Bobbin

by DGringo October 2, 2009

Microwave Sex

Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.

Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.

Beth: Why Did She Do That?

Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex

Beth: That Sounds Kinky

Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.

by DGringo October 2, 2009

Snuffilufigus

Refers To The Wooly Mammoth From Sesame Street. Visualize An Elephant Using His "Long Trunk" To Suck Up All Your Dope.

AKA, Moocher,Freeloader,Glutton.

"Hell Naw, You Better Not Even Ask Me Fer Shit With Your Snuffilufigus Ass!

by DGringo October 2, 2009