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scroodle berry

i pleasured that woman's scroodle berry all night
by derek August 25, 2004
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rhinestone cowboy

A gay cowboy (redundant), usually out of the closet, and flaming (i.e. stiletto boots and zebra print hat). Rhinestone Cowboys have also been known to ride the horse from the under side.
No, your cowboy shirt isn't salmon or mellon, it's pink. Get over it.
by Derek February 20, 2005
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Swab the poop deck

when a pirate is giving anal sex to a captive
yarrrrr!!! I'll swab your poop deck!
by Derek January 14, 2004
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Rat Turd

Kip.

See also:
shit, poo, kal kalesh,
That rat just shit a kip!
by Derek December 13, 2003
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crumbelievable

the state of being unbelievably crumbly, or just unbelievable
Steve: So how's the army treatin' ya?
Derek: It's good, real good.
Steve: Crumbelievable!
by Derek May 26, 2006
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guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.
Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display
by derek May 26, 2005
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garden state

Highly overrated film directed by Zach Braff. While the direction, script, and camera work are mediocre; the overall feeling of the film is much like the Zach Braff character himself: numb. The relationships of the characters seem stale and unrealistic.

The film is often praised by teenagers as the best film ever mainly because most of them have never seen an independent film and are so accustomed to the mainstream formula that Garden State seems refreshing and original, even though there are much better human type films out there.
While Garden State is a decent film, it doesn't deserve the hype that surrounds it.
by Derek February 27, 2005
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