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gestapo

geh-stah-poh

*Nazi Germany's secret police. As militant & heavily-armed as the wehrmacht.

*A hack used to refer to a person (lotsa times a cop) who barges into your property for unofficial reasons and thus invades your privacy.
"Many cops today have gone gestapo. -_- that's what happens when people abuse their freedoms?"
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
mugGet the gestapomug.

douche

Pronounced "doosh"

*Vaginal cleaning item.
*An offense-purpose word toward a person.
"You're such a douche!"
by Dave April 16, 2004
mugGet the douchemug.

communism

A form of socialism; it is the final phase of revolutionary change in an industrialized country, where workers rebel and inevitably install a socialist government.
Many countries have undertaken the doctrine of Karl Marx's theory of communism, but those countries took long enough to realize that communism just simply doesn't work. Communism is actually not very people-based, and one important thing to mention is that communist nations are run by dictators and only dictators.

America and communism don't mix because America's founding principles are based on individual freedom, privacy, and other non-intrusive elements that socialism contrasts. And communist nations have a history of being run via civil oppression.
"Communism works on paper.....that's it."
-me

"In Soviet Russia, people had to save their money just to buy a toaster. Sorry for fooling you into thinking this would be a Yakov Smirnoff joke with the first three words."
-me
by Dave January 6, 2005
mugGet the communismmug.

pig

*A term to refer to a cop.

*A term to refer to an ultra-perverted man.

*Basically a term to refer to an annoying, snivelling, obnoxious, meddling prick, such as one who disrespects your privacy.

*Some good eatin'! ^_^
"Muslims don't eat pig because they're dirty. They don't know what they're missing out on. Bacon is goooood. ^.^ *hands one out to an arab* here try one! ^_^ "
-me
by Dave March 28, 2004
mugGet the pigmug.

nesting

The act of covering a toilet seat in toilet paper to avoid contamination from urine and tiny shit particles on the seat.
Yo there were so many skid marks in that toilet I had to nest that shit!
by Dave February 3, 2004
mugGet the nestingmug.

water

*H2O (Hydrogen Oxygen); liquid substance that so happens to be the MOST important element for life. If there is water somewhere, there is life.

*A type of illegal drug.
"If you drink too much water, about two bottles worth, you'll pee every two hours."
-me

"Water a drug? Sheesh, what other names are there for drugs? Box? Oh wait that's a term for pussy. Seesh no word is safe anymore!!! lol "
-me
by Dave March 21, 2004
mugGet the watermug.

Gott

God, in Deutsche.
by Dave June 14, 2004
mugGet the Gottmug.

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