Townie girls have very pale often scaby skin. Hair is pulled back into very very tight bun (see bunhead) or pony tail. Very very aggressive in packs and will not bear to be glanced at by non-townies. Marginalised members of society who take their aggression out on others. Constantly angry at everyone and probably themselves. Really bad diets of KFC and fanta hence skin conditions.
One townie to ordinary member of the public engaged in the art of conversation "Wot ya chattin' abah?"
by Dave September 17, 2003
Middle aged women dressing/acting/pretending like they're much younger than they actually are.
Often abbreviated to "mutton".
Often abbreviated to "mutton".
by Dave November 06, 2004
Vietnam-era multipurpose helicopter.
by Dave June 23, 2004
George W Bush's attempt to make a better America. It's a joke I like to say from time to time, in a stereotypical southern accent. I like Bush in real-life, but seriously, it is fun to rip into his accent and how he makes up words. ^_^
"George W Bush, and his nuculer strategery program, do solomnly swear to uphold the Constitution of the United States of Amurica!"
-me
-me
by Dave March 30, 2004
Basically, the FBI warning screen that usually appears before the beginning of a show. The FBI warning of doom is also presented before a movie on videotape starts. They're also in DVD movies, sometimes showing up at the end of the movie, or sometimes at the beginning.
by Dave March 26, 2004
by dave October 17, 2003
Fred is a calabrese, he is hung like a horse.
by Dave April 08, 2005