DAve's definitions

crosshair

Two rabbits crossed one over the top of the other.

The secret region of lost pirates - the gay region, where they have a pink flag with two white crosshairs and a white skull.

by Dave October 14, 2003

mungger

putting your mouth on the vagina of a dead female while someone jumps on her stomach to release her insides into your mouth.

I mungged the dead girl

by dave October 14, 2003

R. Kelly

teeage fucker who should keep his DIPSHITTY in his pizzants at all times!

wooooo! o man im sweatin like r. kelly at a playground!!

by DAVE October 15, 2003

Foss Pox

Sickness spread when an ill colleague comes into work oblivious to the fact that everyone else will pick up their germs.

Rob: "Where were you yesterday you skiving fuck?"
Jo: "I came down with a dose of Foss Pox"

by Dave October 16, 2003

titses

This is a funny miss spelling of the word tits. This can offten me seen in porn IMs. Also a type of mamel.

I enlarged my titses come see!

by dave October 16, 2003

access

Where you cut through the bottom of your pockets so you can get at your baz a' richie and roll them around while still keeping unsuspecting polite company.

Boss: "We need to increase production by at least 5%, does anyone have any suggestions?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Anyone?"
<Silence>
Boss: "Dave, how about you?"
Dave: "What? Sorry, what was the question? I was playing with my balls."

by Dave October 17, 2003

kinfolk

another word for your relatives/extended family.

by dave October 17, 2003