shibooty

adj. - That which has shibooty-like qualities.

n. - something which is unexplainable

v. - to shibooty (shibootied)

Dude! That's totally shibooty!

Q: So what happened after the panda melted?
A: Awwww man, it got all shibooty after that.

So after she pulled off her mask and showed you her "real face", what did you do?
Man, I shibootied her all night long!

by Dave November 18, 2003

meager

Someone, or something that is weak, meak, or perhaps wimpy. Someone who lacks confidence, and/or is shy.

He got shut down by that girl! That guy's meager.

I don't feel comfortable at this party. I'm going to meager on out of here.

I can only last about 1 minutes in bed before I blow my load. I feel so meager.

That guy's weak chin makes him look so meager.

by Dave March 04, 2003

dictator

1. Any head of state or a popular movement that does not allow Western Imperialists to rape and pillage his or her country, provides adequate healthcare and education, doesn't offer up their people was sweatshop labor, does not fall into the embrace of the IMF, Worldbank, WTO and serves the wrong national interest, that of the people of his or her nation as opposed to those of Western multinational corporations.

Alexandre Lukashenko is a dictator because people in Belarus aren't starving and illiterate in the name of the corporate defined "free" market, while Islam Karimov in Uzbekistan, who boils political opponents alive and imprisons their mothers, is a man of democracy.

by dave May 13, 2005

yo so stoopid

The pronunciation of how an oriental person, be it japanese or chinese or korean, would say "you're so stupid". This line was made famous by Weird Al Yankovic's under-appreciated movie UHF (well, back in its day it was under-appreciated) by that martial arts teacher named Kuni.

"Nothiiiing!! Absolutely nothiiiing! STOOPIIIID!! YOOO SOOO STOOPIIIID!!!"
-Kuni bashing the chick who chose to take the box in Wheel of Fish, UHF

by Dave March 28, 2004

stolichnya

Bestest Vodka ever. Makes Smirnoff seem like concentrated urine.

"This stoli is damned expensive, but shit, it's fucking ace."

by Dave January 21, 2004

shiitake

shee-tah-keh

A Japanese-origin mushroom, which is even used in various food styles.

"Don't know what shiitake tastes like, but I can assume it tastes like common mushrooms."
-me

by Dave June 23, 2004

FN

Fabrique Nationale.

The developer of premier, hi-tech personnel firearms. FN has been popularly known to be the developer of the HP handgun (in association with Browning). But now FN will be well-known for being the developer of two revolutionary new weapons : the Five-seveN handgun and P90 submachine-gun. Both of these are chambered in the FN-made catridge of 5.7x28mm. This caliber is designed to be convenient like a handgun, but devestating like an assault rifle (these bullets have armor-piercing capabilities).
FN has also made the premier M249, which is a 200-round, 5.56x45mm NATO machine-gun. FN has also made the FNC ("Free Nation's Rifle"; it somewhat resembles the Israeli Galil, in fact borrows traits from it, among others) and FAL (the FAL almost resembles an H&K G3A3), both of which are little-known, kind of.

But my most favorite guns from FN are the Five-seveN and P90. ^_^

"FN makes FN-good guns. ^_^"
-me

by Dave February 16, 2004