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fiction

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me
by Dave November 30, 2004
mugGet the fictionmug.

LABLUMF

Can't give him a fat lip, black eye or a job. What a LABLUMF!
by Dave January 15, 2004
mugGet the LABLUMFmug.

Tomahawk

*A type of axe used by native americans.

*A type of radical hairstyle.

*The name of America's hi-tech cruise missile system, launchable by all kinds of weapons, such as naval craft.
"We don't need nuclear weapons; we got Tomahawks equipped with built-in infrared sensors and GPS control for pinpoint accuracy! This was displayed during Iraqi Freedom."
-me
by Dave March 23, 2004
mugGet the Tomahawkmug.

OICW

Objective Individual Combat Weapon
5.56mm Kinetic (30-round clip)
20mm HE GL (6-round clip)

A top-secret weapon developed by Alliant Techsystems and H&K. Equipped with revolutionary new technology to increase lethality & range, and equipped with a built-in detonator (supposedly), and equipped with a built-in scope with powerful magnification for sniping purposes.

You can also use this gun in the Ghost Recon series! ^.^ take it from me....it's THE SHIT. ^-^
"Supposedly the OICW is being made and tested in Minnesota...my hometown!! ^.^ I love being Minnesotan."
-me
by Dave April 23, 2004
mugGet the OICWmug.

limuel

A new sex drug currently on the third stage of the FDA spproval process. It is said to be much more potent than viagra and can give you an erection and increased sexual appetite for 24 hours straight with no side effects
Five women, give me a limuel and ...bring it on
by Dave December 23, 2003
mugGet the limuelmug.

Skinned

When someone with an uncircumcised penis pulls their forsekin and rubs it on someone. Putting your foreskin on someone.
Oh fuck! Alex just skinned me.Fucking carrots
by Dave April 28, 2003
mugGet the Skinnedmug.

Focus

"Momma, What's daddy doin' with that camera? Child be still! Right now he tryin' to focus. "Boff Us"?
by Dave March 31, 2004
mugGet the Focusmug.

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