Stan Lee

Mr. Spider-Man, Mr. Marvel, and most recently, Revolver Ocelot!
"He is a co-producer of Spider-Man. Also, on a cooler note, you can find him at videogame conventions like E3, sometimes with Hideo Kojima! ^.^ "
-me
by Dave October 12, 2004
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PB

Paper bag. If a girl is real ugly and you wouldnt do shit with her unles she had a paperbag over her head.
"eww, that girls sick. What a nasty pb.
by Dave November 16, 2003
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Rule of wrist

Similar to the rule of thumb. The rule of thumb was that it was legal for men to beat their wives as long as they used a stick no wider than their thumb. Some women take offense to the use of this phrase. Rule of wrist is much more appropriate for these nit-picking femanazis.
The rule of wrist here is to measure out an arms length.
by Dave November 17, 2003
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yingified

happy beyond all forms of happy
I'm so happy, I'm yingified!!
by dave September 20, 2003
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In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.
"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"
by Dave July 13, 2004
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M79

Vietnam-era 40mm GL (Grenade Launcher).

It resembles a massively-oversized shotgun, but is capable of firing 40mm grenade rounds. It premiered in the Vietnam War. Now it has been replaced by Colt's M203, which is attachable under the rail of an M16 or M4. It is even attachable to various allied assault rifles, including China's T95.

Although the M79 is no longer in service by the immediate armed forces, special forces, like the SEAL's, continue to use the M79 for its own unique capabilities over the M203 (for one, the M79 is more quick to use, and not as cumbersome as the M203.....that is unless, you use the Tactical M203, which is basically an M203, capable of doing the usual firing of 40mm shells, but with a pistol grip).
"An M79 or Tactical M203 now that I brought up the deal with the Tactical M203?.....hmm...."
-me
by Dave February 16, 2004
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urmomahor

damn yo, this kid is soo rude, he is such an urmomahor
by dave July 18, 2003
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