DAve's definitions

florence nightingale

Adverb:/ used when one holds an alcoholic beverage for an extended period of time without drinking, or taking longer than one should with their beverage.

1. Hey why don't you stop florence nightingale that shit.

by dave May 31, 2006

MAD

Dyslexia Against Mothers

"Get it?"

by Dave May 4, 2004

camo-pattern

Refers to the type of different-colored camouflage designs.

"Tiger Stripe is a camo-pattern, for example."
-me

by Dave May 19, 2004

eat out

*To go somewhere to have breakfast, lunch, or dinner, particularly at a restaurant.

*To engage in oral sex with a woman's vagina (using your mouth and tongue).

"Wanna go eat out at Old Country Buffet?"

"God she is so hot, I wanna eat her out!!!"

"Whether you're a guy or girl, pussy'll always drive ya crazy!"
-advice from Chris Rock

by Dave February 24, 2006

ape

*Another term for a gorilla.

*A racist slur toward a black person (because of the physical similarities between black people and monkeys).

*A term referring to a person who lacks intelligence.

"Donkey Kong is an ape."

"Don't call a black person an ape please...."

"C'mon you dumb apes! We gotta get goin' before New York's Finest catches up!"
"What the hell're you waitin' for ya apes?! Kill him!"

by Dave May 19, 2004

Da Silva

Describing someone who wears black all of the time. They tend to have long unkempt hair.

They often tend to be dirty, so that if you were to run your finger along their skin you would be left with a stain on your finger.

Dave: Is he going to a funeral?

Chris: Naw, its just a Da Silva

by Dave May 5, 2005

Kirk

A a good and kind ruler and King, loved by children and worshiped by women. A masterful master of masters.

All hail the Kirk, long live the Kirk.

The Kirk walked before them and they all bowed down.

The men all wished they could be Kirk.

The kids loved the kindness and generousity of the Kirk.

by Dave July 26, 2006