smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt
by dave May 13, 2005
Get the smoking the turkey mug.

tig ol' bitties

"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-
"Man girl I love your tig ol' bitties!"
"Aw!? Fuck you you fucking pervert!"
"What?"
by Dave December 31, 2004
Get the tig ol' bitties mug.

Ultra 64

The original name for what is now known as the Nintendo 64.
"Maybe the name is better off being 'Nintendo 64', but I miss the swank details on the system when it was called 'Ultra 64'."
-me
by Dave January 08, 2005
Get the Ultra 64 mug.

Bill Clinton

42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.
"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..."
-me
by Dave March 31, 2004
Get the Bill Clinton mug.

Communist-Nazi

"What? Communism & nazism aren't exactly good things in life. Where's the money?"
-me
by Dave November 30, 2004
Get the Communist-Nazi mug.

Microwave

To stick someone's head inside your windpants and fart. Like food inside a saran wrap container their head gets steamed.
He didn't enjoy the steamy smell of my microwave.
by Dave August 25, 2003
Get the Microwave mug.

Cold War

February 28th, 1946
to
December 25th, 1991

Basically, the Cold War was a race on ALL scales, between the two rivals : America and the Soviet Union. Both of these nations were the strongest in the nation. The Cold War essentially began after WWII. As mentioned before, the Cold War (which received its name because it was a war with negotiations and words, not actual combat) was a race on all scales, but one particular scale was on nuclear weapons. Other races included to become the strongest military, and even to be able to travel the stars (the Soviets put Sputnik in orbit of Earth, but the Americans were the first ones to land on the moon).
The Cold War was thee war that truly determined the fate of the free world. Perhaps the world was created to be what it is now because of the Cold War. But America won the Cold War, and the flags of freedom, and capitalism, would fly all over the world. Mother Russia is now in shambles because of not only our involvements, but also the courses they ran until they realized they were wrong.
"....nowadays I use this term to refer to an argument I have with someone online. If I met that person in real-life, I'd probably wail on him, or her. My last cold war was on February 6th, two days before my birthday; it was hellish because some bitch said lies to my sister. I won....but I was only lucky."
-me
by Dave March 26, 2004
Get the Cold War mug.