rez

Short for "reservation", as in an injun reservation.
"Hey Jeff wanna come over to Rob's and watch the pay-per-view?"
"Oh no, me go on reservation."

"Hey Jeff why not come to Ground Round with us and have a few drinks?"
"Naw, I need to go to the rez."

"Jeff why do you fucking suck?"
"I live on the rez."
by Dave October 21, 2004
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cherry

1) A small red fruit with a stone in the middle. Grows on trees.
2)Your virginity.
1) "Hummmmm, this cherry is sweet and tasty"
2) "I got this slut pissed and lost my cherry"
by Dave August 11, 2003
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going the distance

Completing something despite hardships.

Carrying out a task or duty, usually with the connotation that it is arduous in some way.
We thought he wasn't going to make it, but he went the distance.
by dave June 24, 2004
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Welrod

The name for a type of handgun used in WWII. The Welrod was a top-secret issue handgun, used commonly by the OSS (Office Of Strategic Services, now known as the Central Intelligence Agency).
There are two words to perfectly sum up the Welrod...peculiar, and frightening. The peculiar element of the Welrod is that it looks like a big pipe. The frightening part is that it had accuracy and range equivalent to that of a sniper rifle! The gun's biggest flaw is that it could only use one round per shot (after shot, you had to pull back on a little circular lock, then load the bullet in the top crevice, push the lock back in, and you're ready). Although it looks like a pipe, this is exactly why the shots are very quiet.
Only around 2800 copies were made. Not only that, but the only ones that are allowed to use or possess this gun are government agents.

I forget what caliber it was.... .32? .32acp? If I had my folder with me I'd go full-bore on this sucka. -_-'
"I wish I had one though. Too bad I'm just a civvie. -_-"
-me
by Dave February 03, 2004
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munt

To have sex with a dead body, when at the point of orgasm another person jumps onto the belly of the corpse, causing its innards to squirt out all over your cock.
Let's find a dead lady so we can have a good, old fashioned munting
by Dave November 24, 2003
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Jeff Hardy

one half of the greatest tag team of all time but his brother was stupid and then got fired by Vince McMahon. He has had some great matches.
Wrestlemania X-Seven v.s Dudleyz v.s E&C 4 the wwe tag team championship.
by dave April 02, 2005
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Miroku

*A character on the hit manga/anime series called Inuyasha.
*My idol. Or at least one of my idols.
"*pat pat pat* AAAAH YOU PERVERT!!! *SLAP*"
by Dave January 14, 2004
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