DAve's definitions

SLONG

Short for SLOW SONG

I'm gunna download a few slongs.

by dave April 24, 2003

chocolate thong

These ARE real items; they are basically thongs with the cover being tasty chocolate. Lick away. ^.^

"What does the combination of chocolate and cum taste like?"

by Dave November 9, 2004

75th

Short for the 75th Ranger Regiment, or 75th Airborne-Ranger Regiment. The 75th Rangers are an elite Army Ranger unit capable of being deployed to any point on the face of the Earth, kind of like the SEAL's, but specializing in conventional warfare.

"There are a LOT more Ranger regiments than this one."
-me

by Dave November 1, 2004

kanay

Used while in the military as a way to say you are absolutely correct.
Derived from "you fuckin A right!"

Someone says Bush is no good, you say "kanay!"

by Dave January 17, 2004

Hugh Hefner

The inventor of Playboy magazine. Considered immoral, but he is still a genius, and above all, he knows how to throw parties.

"Hugh Hefner is a true American icon."
-me

by Dave May 20, 2004

Times

*New York Times. A newspaper company now recognized for being a bunch of liars.

*A set of events, et-cetera. The times also dictate the overall future of things.

MICHAEL MOORE : "Yeah my Farenheit 9/11 movie was made through all this research *blah blah blah* I was even reading the times and *blah blah blah*."
Mr. LETTERMAN : "Yeah but uh, the times--"

"Politicians and governments don't determine who's tomorrow's enemy."
"Then who does?"
"The times."

by Dave September 9, 2004

chotch

taft cardigan & Reid Bykowy both posted the correct meaning(s) of the word. It is not some *NEW* word your girlfriend and her boyfriend made up to describe hot girls or guys, but I am betting they are all chotches.

Check out all those chotches shopping at Hollister.

by dave July 2, 2003