DAve's definitions

Hairy Palms

People who are half monkey

Jeesus - that geezers got hairy palms, he must be half monkey

by Dave July 8, 2003

peenk taco

sloppy dirty vagina

she has a smelly peenk taco

by dave March 2, 2004

velveeta cheetah

a mixed drink of my own creation which involves velveeta, balsamic vinagrette, and vodka. Stir to a mix and simmer and enjoy.

I was working the bar and whipped up a velveeta cheetah for my pal Vern.

by Dave May 13, 2005

dogtag

A thin, metallic, oval-like-shaped plate used as a form of identification on various aspects (like name, DOB, blood type, etc), worn with a chain (like a necklace), usually by infantry.
The true purpose of the dogtag is to be able to easily identify the corpse of a soldier. The dogtags are usually rested into the mouth of a soldier, sometimes even shoved up their teeth.

"Up their teeth? Ouch....I know they're dead, but still."
-me

PS : my dogtag reads:

GROSS
DAVID
AN ARMY OF ONE
JUNE 14, 1775
U.S. ARMY

Cool huh? I got it for free by sending something into the army. ^_^

by Dave February 22, 2004

cool beans

WWII-era version of "cool". Used as an indication of agreement or liking.

"Cool beans!"

by Dave January 15, 2004

badonkadonk

Big meaty asscheeks that are so sexy that you just wanna spank 'em n kiss 'em n cum on 'em. Always used as prime stroke off material.

My old girlfriend Ruthie S. had quite the badonkadonk....I used to stroke off to it several times daily, even at work!

by Dave February 6, 2004

titses

This is a funny miss spelling of the word tits. This can offten me seen in porn IMs. Also a type of mamel.

I enlarged my titses come see!

by dave October 16, 2003