DAZZA 's definitions

CamFron

This guy loves the cawk like Dazza does.

Cawk is like Cock but more worse

by DaZzA August 29, 2003

squarehead

someone who is slimy in the workplace who thinks he is bigger than the company

i hate squarehead

by dazza June 20, 2003

Townie

Pathetic, overgrown, monkey-brained wanabees. Tend to hang around Mcdonalds or such-like where they smoke dope (or such like). Only dope they'll come close to is each other.

Went into Mcdonalds last week...

Townie: Oi, they don't allow dogs in there.

Me: Yeah, that's why your out here!

I walked away before they realised what I had said and unleashed their fag-breath.

by Dazza February 13, 2005

bigdazza

large sex machine

bigdazza is a sexy bastard

by dazza July 3, 2003

ivor

tight fisted bastard who has no business sense

"that ivor's a robbing twat"

by dazza July 3, 2003

scottules

hurcules! Nah he doesn't even compare to the Scottules. He's a madman/ machine, so move aside hurcs'

by dazza September 19, 2003

Dutch Blindfold

To place the penis into the mouth of a loved one, and to cover their eyes with your testicles whilst doing so.

The only thing she disliked about me giving her a dutch blindfold was that my (pubic) hair got caught in her left eye and it went blood-shot.

by Dazza May 19, 2003