Definitions by DAZZA

scottules 

hurcules! Nah he doesn't even compare to the Scottules. He's a madman/ machine, so move aside hurcs'

scottules by dazza September 19, 2003

CamFron 

This guy loves the cawk like Dazza does.

Cawk is like Cock but more worse

CamFron by DaZzA August 29, 2003

ivor 

tight fisted bastard who has no business sense

"that ivor's a robbing twat"

ivor by dazza July 3, 2003

Slack jawed faggot

twat

hes a right slack jawed faggot

Slack jawed faggot by dazza July 3, 2003

bigdazza 

large sex machine

bigdazza is a sexy bastard

bigdazza by dazza July 3, 2003

squarehead 

someone who is slimy in the workplace who thinks he is bigger than the company

i hate squarehead

squarehead by dazza June 20, 2003

Monkey's Fag Break 

To masturbate at work, during work time, usually in the works toilets.

Answer my phone for the next five minutes John, I'm going for a monkey's fag break

Monkey's Fag Break by Dazza May 28, 2003