DAVE's definitions

fiction

Please see real-life.

"There's too much fiction in real-life these days. Many things which people say are real are actually fiction. Political scandals are now fiction these days, because it's been such an ultra-hot topic for so long that everyone has exaggerated it. When people exaggerate reality, it becomes fiction."
-me

by Dave November 30, 2004

aicha

A song performed by the one and only GellieMan. Some believe this is some kind of joke or parody of boy bands...but it's not. The kid was really trying. Either way he shows off some kickass dance moves at the end of the it. LOL

To have her shining right here by my side, I'd sacrifice all the tears in my eyes, ooooh...

She moves how?

by dave June 17, 2004

ferneye

when smoke ascends from a cigarette into ones eye making it red and sore

hahaha he's got ferneye!

by Dave April 1, 2003

Poofman

one whose goal is to imitate the "Beefcake"

He is such a freaking Poofman, sporting around in his Lightning

by Dave May 13, 2003

bizzlenatch

it has the same meaning as a bitch basicaly jus alittle less offensive to the person.
a bizzlenatch can be anythin a person place or thing.
a bizzlenatch may also be like the shyte or shit

yo lizzy is a bizzlenatch
wall-ball is the bizzlenatch

by Dave January 26, 2004

DB

Referring to someone as the "Designated Bitch"

Dude, you're such a DB.

by Dave October 29, 2004

opinionism

All things involving opinions, sometimes including bias & obnoxious behavior.

"Because this is a country founded on opinionism (among other things too), the opinions of stupid people are taken into account. That is what's screwing up this country. It's always opinion VS opinion. Intelligence VS intelligence. Although it's free-will, it spreads like wildfire and there's no controlling it......now that I word it like this, you're probably thinking I'm an anti-American communist. Which is VERY far from the truth, you prejudmental bastard."
-me

by Dave July 14, 2004