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artillery

*A term referring to a lot of weapons of all kinds.

*Technical name for cannons that lob shells at great distances and cause much damage.
"Bring on the heavy artillery!"

"The Chinese excel in using artillery."
by Dave September 10, 2004
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milf

Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF
by Dave September 23, 2003
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monkeydick

Someone who resembles or acts like the pizzle of a monkey.
That guy is such a monkeydick
by Dave February 1, 2005
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LABLUMF

Can't give him a fat lip, black eye or a job. What a LABLUMF!
by Dave January 15, 2004
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limuel

A new sex drug currently on the third stage of the FDA spproval process. It is said to be much more potent than viagra and can give you an erection and increased sexual appetite for 24 hours straight with no side effects
Five women, give me a limuel and ...bring it on
by Dave December 23, 2003
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cigarette

1. A magic wand used to conjure buses. You can stand there for an hour waiting for your bus to come, but as soon as you light up a fag, it will come round the corner, forcing you to put it out.

2. Something that non-smokers frequently manage to die of cancer without ever using.

3. Something for self-righteous but somewhat timid morons to declaim and campaign against without having to feel like they're going out on a limb.

4. A drug that makes you violent and cuts your IQ in half, damages your liver, frequently causes death on the roads and in homes, destroys careers, lives and families, and costs our country millions every year in lost productivity from people who are too sick to come in to work after using too much of it the night before. Oh no wait, that's beer.
Let's see, what shall I spend my time campaigning against? Racism? No... how about religious fundamentalism? Maybe pollution or censorship... Ah, no, I've got it! Cigarettes!
by Dave June 20, 2004
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OICW

Objective Individual Combat Weapon
5.56mm Kinetic (30-round clip)
20mm HE GL (6-round clip)

A top-secret weapon developed by Alliant Techsystems and H&K. Equipped with revolutionary new technology to increase lethality & range, and equipped with a built-in detonator (supposedly), and equipped with a built-in scope with powerful magnification for sniping purposes.

You can also use this gun in the Ghost Recon series! ^.^ take it from me....it's THE SHIT. ^-^
"Supposedly the OICW is being made and tested in Minnesota...my hometown!! ^.^ I love being Minnesotan."
-me
by Dave April 23, 2004
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