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Japanese-Massage

A massage technique originating from Japan. This massage involves the massager using her feet to, essentially, step on the person's body, for soothing purposes of course.
"My girlfriend gives great Japanese-massages. ^.^ her massages make me horny so much that I wanna massage her pussy. ^-^"

PS : Not Japanese-massage her pussy; I mean, like, rubbing it with my hands and stuff, to the point where I can stroke her clitoris with my fingers and listen to her hot, sexy, pleasurable moanings. ^.^ ^.^ ^.^
by Dave May 1, 2004
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Pentagon

*A shape with 5 corners.

*Another name for the USDoD, which is a massive, pentagon-shaped building (hence its name), which serves as the center for all national defense information, planning, coordinating, etc etc.
"Donald Rumsfeld is the Secretary of Defense. He's also bad-ass."
-me
by Dave September 9, 2004
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yahweh

The name of God in hebrew.
"Yahweeeeeeeh!"
-the themesong, similar to Yahoo, in Bruce Almighty
by Dave April 4, 2004
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Louisiana

A southern state in the USA known for a fascinating culture, but it's very unsafe to swim there because of alligators.
"He can catch'uh meanest alligatuh wi'just one hand.....that's all he got left 'cause alligatuh bit'im!"
by Dave July 24, 2006
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Spongebob Squarepants

Although a good cartoon, it is more overrated than anything. The weirdest thing of all is that now pro-fag unions are using him as a symbol. Fags are so desperate anymore.
What everyone says:
"OMGOMG SPONGEBOB IS TEH BESTEST CARTON IN THE WORLD!!!!!!!!111!!!"
by Dave November 13, 2006
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sixth sense

The sixth sense is probably a sense exclusive to one person, and one person only. All humans possess the other five senses, which are sight, hearing, smell, taste, and touch. But the sixth sense is whatever that person's special gift is, and is often a paranormal capability, such as seeing dead people.
"Seeing dead people, reading minds...what is YOUR sixth sense? What is mine? Well, I don't have one. -_- "
-me
by Dave January 8, 2005
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Yanni

A great musician. Doesn't talk though.
"Well, I never heard his voice anyway."
-me
by Dave February 1, 2004
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