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Mark 23

The technical name for Heckler & Koch's spec-ops handgun, also codenamed the SOCOM.

The H&K Mark 23 is a 12-round, 45.acp handgun that is able to equipped with a LAM and suppressor, to improve the Mark 23's tactical capabilities.
The Mark 23 is a highly-favored handgun of US special forces.
"Civilians can buy a SOCOM for....dear God!! $2000!!! o,o Boy if you want a SOCOM you'll have to be rich. -.- "
-me
by Dave July 6, 2004
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Snake Soup

An awesome Metal Gear website that also contains a kick-ass forum, not to mention shitloads of information regarding all the MG games that have existed.
"Don't fuck with the owner of this site either. ^_~ "
-me
by Dave September 9, 2004
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wetrix

A crap game for the N64.
"Ha ha! you've done a wetrix!!" What you say to somebody when they have bought something and it turns out to be a pile of shit.
by Dave January 30, 2005
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Naga

*NAGA : North American Ground Ape ....a term used by the LAPD to refer to any disturbances or riots, which so happen to involve black people. The reason the LAPD is considered racist?

*In mythology, a snake goddess.

*In entertainment, a hot, sexy, beautiful, busty, curvalicious babe in the anime series Slayers. Actually, she is only a character in the three Slayers movies. But still, who'd wanna turn down a chick with a well-endowed body, complete with beautiful long purple hair, extremely-skimpy clothing, a nice sleek ass, and a large jiggling rack? She's also 6'3''! o.o
"Naga.....mm-mm-mmmmm.....if only she were real though. -.-' "
-me
by Dave February 11, 2004
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jay tabb

quite possibly the finest football player ever born. he could well be jesus.
'burton scored, but jay tabb made the goal'
by dave January 23, 2005
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mopper

someone who is a total loser - short for jizz mopper - a.k.a. the guy who cleans up at strip clubs.
That guy at the bar last night was such a mopper.
by Dave November 30, 2003
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laughabiliosis

The result of a small non-life threatening virus entering the cranial cavity. Victims with this disease laugh at the stupidest of words and phrases, and sometimes can erupt into strange body motions which resemble a partial seizure. When an 'attack' comes around, they tend to head straight to the floor, rolling around heaving and laughing so hard it looks like they are in serious agony. Ironically enough, the number one cause for an 'attack' on someone with laughabiliosis is when someone recites the word LAUGH immediately after the person's name.

The origination of this disease seems to have been linked to the KGB but no source can confirm this information.
Non-infected person

Ash, I've been meaning to tell you...I cooked turkey for dinner.

Infected person:

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *insert seizure here*
by Dave January 9, 2005
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