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c-rats

"Snake, lookit your rations! You will not be able to use frozen C-rats!"
-Colonel Campbell in MGS, if you contact frequency 140.85 while equipped with frozen rations
by Dave March 28, 2004
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Disco Day Syndrome

A problem affecting people with genuine illness when their colleagues don't believe that they are actually ill.

Most often attributed to previous Disco Days being taken (as in the boy who cried wolf).

Results in frustration for the sick person.

Originated in Accountancy Practices in Bristol.
Dave had a stinking cold but all his colleagues believed he was taking a Disco Day.
by Dave December 9, 2004
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RPG

*Rocket-Propelled Grenade. A Soviet-made bazooka serving as an anti-tank weapon.

*Role-Playing Game. A genre of videogame.
"I wonder if I'll see an RPG7 at the gunshow this saturday. ^_^ "

"RPG's are overrated. Speaking of role-playing.....wapanese people who RP are usually children below age 13. They also need to go outside and get some fresh air."
by Dave June 22, 2004
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Lubianka

loo-byahn-kah
loo-byahn-kuh

A prison facility located within KGB HQ. Heinous methods of interrogation were said to have occurred here.
"Lubianka sounds extremely awful..."
-me
by Dave April 16, 2004
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Spectageous

Spectacularly outrageous; exceptionally positive.
Beyonce's posterior is spectageously pronounced in her videos.
by Dave December 15, 2004
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bucket bum

a woman that has been f****d up the bum by loads of men
dan brays mum has a bucket bum she sucks d**k yum yum yum
by dave February 15, 2005
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Dracula

Count Vlad Tepes Dracula

The incarnate of pure evil. Known widely for having a diet consisting of human blood. A stealer of souls so that they become slaves, considered "tribute".
Although Dracula has been killed time and time again, Dracula is immortal.
Dracula also has a son named Alucard, who is also half-human. However, Alucard is against his father.
"Castlevania rules. ^_^ "
-me

"Dracoolah!"
-a voice from an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force
by Dave June 16, 2004
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