DAVE's definitions

Ultra 64

The original name for what is now known as the Nintendo 64.

"Maybe the name is better off being 'Nintendo 64', but I miss the swank details on the system when it was called 'Ultra 64'."
-me

by Dave January 8, 2005

tig ol' bitties

"Big ol' titties", rearranged to not sound so offensive, although everyone most likely knows what this means. -_-

"Man girl I love your tig ol' bitties!"
"Aw!? Fuck you you fucking pervert!"
"What?"

by Dave December 31, 2004

Bill Clinton

42nd US president. Said to have done great things for our shores, but overseas he did crappy. He was also immoral and lied under oath, actually making him the first president to do so.

"Some say that Bill Clinton is to blame for Nine-Eleven. Who knows who to blame..."
-me

by Dave March 31, 2004

LAM

Laser Aiming Module

A module that is equipped with a laser-aimer, that can be attached to a gun.

"The H&K Mark 23 is symbolic with that suppressor and LAM, kinda like the one shown in Metal Gear Solid."
-me

by Dave June 16, 2004

snoogins

Snoogins as said by Kevin Smith (the creator of the word) means just kidding.

I'm gonna do you right now. Snoogins

by Dave March 2, 2004

smoking the turkey

when you stick ciggerettes up someones butt

were smoking the turkey

by dave May 13, 2005

Brizzle

The Battle Rifle on Halo 2.

"The brizzle+plasma pistol charge combo makes for some sick deaths in Halo 2 multiplayer."

by Dave April 3, 2005