DANTE's definitions

nut blast

blowin your load all over someone just to make a point.

I'm gonna give that bitch the nut blast, and I won't even feel bad about it.

by Dante September 18, 2003

Knockfist

To fist a woman while Knockin da boots.

Dude, she loves it when I knockfist her in the johnny.

by Dante February 1, 2005

muntress

An amalgamation between a "munter" (see munter) and a mattress.
Usually a large individual that should know their limits, and comedic for all the wrong reasons.

"Muntress is at it again..."

by Dante May 8, 2004

Jerking and Twerking

To masturbate to Miley Cirus.

Is it bad that I was jerking and twerking last night?

by DanTe January 19, 2015

weaksauce

-Lacking of sophistication or goodness.
-Utter idiocy.
-Pathetic loser.

"And as you can see here, we will lose 10% profits..."

"Weaksauce!"

"Weaksauce, coming from you?"

"...weaksauce..."

by Dante August 25, 2004

pecker cheese

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

by Dante March 8, 2005

sadomasochistic analnecrohomopedopyrobestiality

The act of anal sexual intercourse with dead baby animals of the same gender that also happen to be on fire.

You might think it's rather odd of me, but I enjoy the act of sadomasochistic analnecrohomopedopyrobestiality.

by Dante March 9, 2005