DAN's definitions

spootane

A flexible version of "pimp." Nearly interchangable with "pimp," but may be used more casually. (Can be used to literally mean "pimp" or can describe someone/something as very cool or good with ladies.)



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Dude...that's spootane...

I just turned up my spootane and macked that shit!

I'm spootane bitch!

by Dan July 31, 2004

amuater

someone who has one sponsor and has finished all tricks except switch.

Jake Rupp

by dan January 5, 2004

santa job

It may be different down here in New Zealand, but for us a Santa Job is the process of placing ANY amount of semen on the recipients (male or female) face.

"Pulled out and santa'd over her face"
OR
"It looks like santa came early this year" - Abusive to the male.

by Dan January 23, 2005

iNetter

Originates from a the name of a hosting company, www.inetter.net
Now has became to be used as an adjective, to mean, slow and lots of downtime.
Can be used to describe a website which has a special offer always closing at midnight the next night; so it never really closes.
It can also be used as a verb, to be slow and down.

1 Adjective: This website is so frustrating, very inetter lately!

2 Verb: I'm feeling annoying, I'm going to go iNetter some n3wbies!

3 Adjective: WHAT?! This website always has a special offer which is closing in a few hours from the current time, it's so inetter!

by Dan December 2, 2004

fukin joey

pertaining to someone acting like a soiled prophilactic device.

Dave's just bought another £27000 beemer in midnight blue. wot a fukin joey.

by dan April 4, 2003

burn

a person who smokes marijuana

macka b, a reggae singer sang, "me luv luv luv luv luv luv the marijuana" - he is, undoubtedly, a perfect example of a burn.

by dan January 30, 2004

ohjamalina

Word used in suffolk uk to describe a womans mingepussy cuntfanny etc

show us your ohjamalina

by Dan October 3, 2004