DAN's definitions
Oh you mother fucker seagull. You just crapped all over my fucking jacket. Fuck you, you flying rat.
by Dan December 2, 2004

by Dan June 7, 2003

'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'
by Dan December 19, 2003

Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush
by Dan April 5, 2004

Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one
by Dan July 25, 2004

One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.
by Dan March 18, 2004
