DAN's definitions

Seagull

Seagull: White bird, usually seen near landfills or beaches.

Oh you mother fucker seagull. You just crapped all over my fucking jacket. Fuck you, you flying rat.

by Dan December 2, 2004

Exodus

Kirk Hammett's (Metallica) first band.

Kirk Hammett was in Exoidus before he joined Metallica.

by Dan June 7, 2003

True Jedi

A total crack head who smokes pot all day every day, and goes by the name of 'Danny Wellhung'.

'Theres Dan He's so cool', ' I heard he was hung like a horse'. ' I wish i was a Hardcore stoner like Him'

by Dan December 19, 2003

DA

- Meaning The
- Meaning Yes (russian)

Da you may fuck me in da ass.

by Dan April 8, 2005

Upperdecking

Removing the lid of the back of someone's toilet and shitting in the clean water. Results in shit running into the boil with every flush

That bitch pissed me off, so I upperdecked her shitter

by Dan April 5, 2004

pearl diving

Eating an Asian girl out. Stems from the fact that most oyster pearls come from Asian countries which employs a lot of citizens to go underwater and collect pearls. A slang term, but not a mean one

I went pearl diving last night on this fine ass Asian girl named Kiki.

by Dan July 25, 2004

Ides of March

One month after the ides of February, the day you started paying for forgetting about valentines day.

Beware the Ides of March

by Dan March 18, 2004