DAN's definitions

Fart

Firstly used to define "an expulsion of wind for the anus"

But now can be used to describe people ie the elderly.

The elderly lady thats smells of piss is such an old fart

by Dan October 15, 2006

Word On Bizz

To put emphasis on whatever follows the saying Word on Bizz!

Most often said by the speakers of the Dan/Mike/Pale Language! The most recent member to speaking this language is Jess! She is currently in the process of the MADE program.

For future reference or inqusitions on any other words spoken in this language, refer to Dan, Mikey, or Pale!

For good laughs see Kevin Duong lol!

Word on bizz we need some pizza up in this jawns ... early!

by Dan January 24, 2005

cocksmith

a didlo maker, just as someone who works with metal is a blacksmith.

that dildo was crafted by a fine cocksmith.

by Dan September 30, 2003

scrumtrulecent

A snooty way of saying something is great and/or tasty.

The beluga caviar was scrumtrulecent.

by Dan December 25, 2003

Mah

A word used primarily by those who are insane.or who are taking medication.In general this word is used to cause large amounts of chaos on local school busses.This word can be used at anytime or any in any situation but generally as recogniton of something or in spite of something.

Bob jumped on the bus screaming MaH MaH MaH! while the rest of the bus simply stared they had come to accept his antics.

by Dan January 5, 2004

internets

George Bush's new name for the Internet, if you ask me he said it that way on purpose to keep his old and traditional guy image. Thank God he didn't say "intranet" or "interweb"

Does the fact that it's "internets" make it the sequel to Al Gore's internet?

by Dan November 4, 2004

United States of Canada

A joke that some Democrats tell about their states joining more liberal nations. In reality it would be stupid for Democrats to give up all control of the most powerful nation in the world, and it would be years before voter trends in "Jesusland" would allow even a single blue state to exist.

But alas this joke is taken seriously by young Democrats who have never had a taste of defeat in politics, or just are too stupid to understand the difference between a joke and a demand.

Had the Republicans lost I don't doubt the young among them would seriously think about abandoning California as a state.

We lost the election! Now we're gonna secede!

by Dan January 29, 2005