Nerd

A man who because of his tiny penis and ugly looks, never has a girlfriend and spends all day playing video games and pretending to be a gangsta.

Star Wars fans are nerds

by dan October 15, 2006

Alphy

A synonym for God. Generally used during sexual intercourse.

Oh my Alphy!

by Dan September 01, 2003

Martin and Max

A team of heroes. They freed Martin's neighborhood from the tyranny of local dumbasses in an epic battle.

Martin and Max should recieve recognition for their heroic deeds.

by Dan June 09, 2004

venice

one of the most peculiar and extravagant city of italy. it is particularly known for high tide, merchants and prostitution.

"Can I park in S. Marco Square?"
"No, You can't! Only sodding Americans think so"

by dan December 11, 2003

tea bags

Enlarged testicles that hang low in one's nutsack

His tea bags tended to hang low when the weather was hot

by Dan November 19, 2003

nigger fucked

after previously making arrangments with your friend he decides ditch you.

Shit dude you just been nigger fucked!

by Dan December 24, 2004

pale saint

a white skinned Catholic

Most Irish people are pale saints

by dan May 14, 2003