DA man's definitions

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

kiff

A Rapiest

Kiff Raped me

by Da Man December 10, 2003

divortex

A mystical place into which old friends are sucked when a married couple splits up.

I haven't heard from Steve in ages, I guess he got sucked into the Divortex

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Sandpiper

A stovepiping on the local beach, desert, or playground sandbox. Also known as the Sandblast.

Work it out!!!!!!!!!!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

TheHeadliner

ass-kisser; spams alot; smells bad; see pig; see monkey; see Edler

by Da Man January 16, 2003

intoxicourse

Having sexual intercourse whilst piss-drunk.

Holy shit!! I can't remember anything!! Did I have intoxicourse last night??

by Da Man July 16, 2004

esplanade

To attempt an explanation while drunk.

I dunno how to explain it.... im drunk

by Da Man July 16, 2004