D. Y. Vetz's definitions

Paid my dues

When you've put in the time and effort in the past, so that you don't have to work as hard in the present or future.

When the restaurant's most experienced waiter was asked if she wanted to work during Christmas day, she declined, saying "I've paid my dues."

by D. Y. Vetz December 7, 2020

Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.

(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.

by D. Y. Vetz March 14, 2021

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020

gripdick

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.

I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.

by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020

look the other way

To ignore something that is wrong; to not say anything when something bad is happening.

Buddy I'm trying to sell weed to preteens here, you need to look the other way before I make you look the other way.

by D. Y. Vetz November 10, 2020

Buttershit

Someone who's fortitude is so weak they might as well be made of butter.

That guy is buttershit.

by D. Y. Vetz October 16, 2018

Scratch the surface

To barely detail the topic being discussed.

The Gospels are a good introduction to Jesus and his relationship with Yahweh, but they only scratch the surface when it comes to talking about Abrahamic religions.

by D. Y. Vetz September 2, 2020