D. Y. Vetz's definitions

Jibboo

A strange birdman you can find in desert ghost towns at night. Mentioned in the Dr. Seuss book "Oh The Things You Can Think!"

And what would you do of you met a Jibboo?

by D. Y. Vetz November 13, 2019

golf dip

When a guy starts to pee and bends his knees slightly as monumental relief washes over him. What they do in golf when they're putting the ball in the hole, but it misses by just a few nanometers.

Trevor did the golf dip when he fed the lizard in the urinal.

by D. Y. Vetz December 26, 2020

Paid my dues

When you've put in the time and effort in the past, so that you don't have to work as hard in the present or future.

When the restaurant's most experienced waiter was asked if she wanted to work during Christmas day, she declined, saying "I've paid my dues."

by D. Y. Vetz December 7, 2020

palmer

A Christian from Western Europe who travelled to the Holy Lands on a pilgrimage during the Crusades. Palmers often brought back a palm frond as a souvenir of their pilgrimage.

Palmers were highly regarded by the public due to their intense devotion to Christ.

by D. Y. Vetz April 19, 2021

Suckhole

Someone that gets all dramatic whenever they're faced with criticism, judgement or dissent.

"It's going to be sunny today."
"I'm pretty sure it's gonna rain later dude."
"What?! How dare you question my knowledge?!! I've been alive for 9000 years and you've been around for what, 30??! If you undermine my authority again I'll report you to the weather police and then we'll see who's the real deal and who's a fake-ass phony!!!!"
"Calm down buddy. Quit being such a suckhole, damn."

by D. Y. Vetz September 26, 2022

Trying to get water out of a stone

To try to achieve an impossible outcome or result.

I told Bob that trying to sue the restaurant for being too noisy would be like trying to get water out of a stone.

by D. Y. Vetz February 13, 2020

Looking forward to it

To feel good in anticipation of an event that's going to happen in the future.

(on phone) Then it's settled, we'll have drinks this Saturday night. Looking forward to it.

by D. Y. Vetz March 14, 2021