Definitions by D. Y. Vetz

There's always a loogan 

Whenever there is a event happening in a public space, be it a concert, a lecture, a hockey game or a political function, there is a 100% chance that there will be at least one guy disturbing that event by being a drunken idiot.

There's always a loogan.

There's always a loogan by D. Y. Vetz March 10, 2021

meme diversity 

The kind of diversity that's mentioned everywhere, with parameters like race, sex, class, gender identity, sexual orientation, and religion. Does not include "deeper" parameters of real diversity such family size, medical history, career aspirations, and favourite foods.

When Tracy was passed over for the weekend anchor position because she didn't fulfill the television network's diversity quotient, she brought up the fact that she suffers from Crohn's disease. The network, following the guidelines of meme diversity, ignored her rebuttal and Tracy was stuck as a reporter for years to come.

meme diversity by D. Y. Vetz January 29, 2021

competencism 

Discrimination based on competency, or lackthereof.

When the advertising company didn't hire Hector because his only work experience was flipping burgers and pumping gas, Hector complained to the Human Rights Commission of competencism.

competencism by D. Y. Vetz January 24, 2021

golf dip 

When a guy starts to pee and bends his knees slightly as monumental relief washes over him. What they do in golf when they're putting the ball in the hole, but it misses by just a few nanometers.

Trevor did the golf dip when he fed the lizard in the urinal.

golf dip by D. Y. Vetz December 26, 2020

gripdick 

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.

I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.

gripdick by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020

get out of your hair 

To remove oneself from the interaction.

I'll get out of your hair now.

get out of your hair by D. Y. Vetz December 12, 2020

Two by fouring 

Driving your car over something that's not meant to be driven over. Usually causes significant damage to the vehicle.

You shoulda seen Rick two by fouring it over the train tracks last night.

Two by fouring by D. Y. Vetz December 8, 2020