Definitions by D. Gould

pouty bum 

An anus, that looks like it has been penetrated one too many times. And is subsequently puffy in appearance.

"I think her ass had been tapped the night before I fucked her. Because she had a serious case of pouty bum."

pouty bum by D. Gould March 3, 2006

raked out 

A motorcycle that has been lowered, with it's frame chopped and streched. Can be a cruiser, chopper, or even a sport bike. The end result being, a sick looking ride. But with a very uncomfortable riding position.

"Dude raked out his chopper so much, he can only ride it for 45 minutes at a time. Because after that his arms go numb, and his back begins to hurt."

raked out by D. Gould March 2, 2006

Jim Jones Kool Aid 

Any poisonous, liquid concoction one drinks, in order to commit suicide. Taken from the infamous "Jonestown massacre" mass suicide, when cult leader Jim Jones killed his flock with poisoned punch.

"Drain cleaner and Jack Daniels? That's a Jim Jones Kool Aid, if I EVER heard one!"

Jim Jones Kool Aid by D. Gould March 1, 2006

gopher shopping 

When a completely inept person, sends an equally inept person (or gopher), to do their own shopping. Often, the gopher can be observed standing in the middle of the store, yapping on a cell phone with the person who subsequently sent them. Screaming out a variety of sizes, colours, and prices.

"That customer doesn't seem to know what she wants."

"Of course she doesn't. She's gopher shopping."

gopher shopping by D. Gould February 28, 2006

bunking a noob 

When a new co-worker has to share a timecard slot with you, because they're so fresh, they don't even have their own.

"Who's Ann?"

"She started full time Friday. So I'm bunking a noob, until they get her a slot of her own."

bunking a noob by D. Gould February 25, 2006

do the deuce 

To procure a twenty dollar lap dance.

"You're cute, honey. Let's go back into the Champagne Room, and do the deuce."

do the deuce by D. Gould February 23, 2006

song and dance 

Unecessary complaining or excuses. Long and drawn out in length, with seemingly no end in sight.

"Don't give me a song and dance. Just do the fucking work, and shut the hell up!"

song and dance by D. Gould February 23, 2006