107 definitions by D. Gould
Short for "Stand and Model". Someone in the BDSM community who dresses the part, but does not participate.
by D. Gould October 16, 2007
"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"
by D. Gould August 27, 2008
A slang term used to describe a phone-in customer, who is so unprepared in their questioning, and ignorant of their own specific needs, that their attempts at communication to the listener, sound almost primate-like in nature.
by D. Gould December 22, 2005
To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.
"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."
by D. Gould April 9, 2006
The curbside area of any metropolitian highway on the weekend, between the hours of one and five in the morning. Often seen littered with idling vehicles, who's occupants can be observed hanging out the sides, vomiting profusely.
by D. Gould January 22, 2006
Much like the insect bearing the same name, a social cockroach, is a person with no redeeming qualities whatsoever, who just refuses to go away.
"My ex-husband, is a 100% social cockroach. He prowls the night in a drunken stupor, vandalizing my boyfriend's car."
by D. Gould December 8, 2006
A highly expensive car or motorcycle, that's been left to sit in the driveway, unused. Much like a flashy diamond ring or gold necklace, it's sole purpose is that of demonstrating wealth, to those who see it.
"That's a fourty-five thousand dollar bike in his driveway, with only a hundred kilometers on it. Clearly, he bought it for driveway jewelery and bragging rights."
by D. Gould January 13, 2006