D. Gould's definitions

short-dick

To intimidate. To frighten. To scare someone so badly, their dick retreats into itself.

"There isn't one jack off in this entire bar that can short-dick me. Wanna try? Let's go outside, motherfucker!"

by D. Gould October 18, 2008

dick swinger

A homosexual who, as a result of being sexual aroused in a public place of nudity (i.e. locker room, shower area, etc.), can't seem to keep himself from masterbating.

"Everywhere I turn in here, there's a dick swinger. I think I'll just shower at home, thank you!"

by D. Gould February 2, 2008

shit bubble

The 30-second window of opportunity, that accompanies the sudden and powerful urge to have a bowel movement. In which you either find a bathroom, or risk shitting your pants.

"Oh God....I feel a shit bubble coming on! PULL THE CAR OVER! NOW!!"

by D. Gould October 18, 2008

veal sandwich

An overly enlarged clitorus. Which, when viewed from the rear, appears like veal, between two slices of bread. Hence the name.

"That skank, had the nastiest veal sandwich I'd ever seen!"

"You tapped her ass, anyways. Right?"

"But of course!"

by D. Gould July 9, 2006

wallet salad

Paper currency, of any denomination.

"I forgot to hit the ATM. Got any wallet salad on you?"

by D. Gould December 23, 2006

spew lane

The curbside area of any metropolitian highway on the weekend, between the hours of one and five in the morning. Often seen littered with idling vehicles, who's occupants can be observed hanging out the sides, vomiting profusely.

"When I couldn't get to the spew lane in time, he barfed all over the backseat of my dad's car."

by D. Gould January 22, 2006

friendgirl

A girl who wants all the perks of having a loyal boyfriend (i.e. access to money, a car, sex, emotional support), but doesn't want the social responsibilties expected with carrying the title of "girlfriend". Thus allowing her to sleep around with impunity.

"Are you and Jake going out?"

"No. I'm just his friendgirl."

by D. Gould March 14, 2009