safe word

In the practice of sado-masochism, a "safe word", is an agreed upon word uttered by the recipient masochist, when he/she can no longer tollerate any more pain administered by the sadist, during a session. Maybe also be used, to indicate they may need a temporary "break" in said session.

"Ouch...ouch...ouch...ouch...RED(safe word)!"

by D. Gould February 13, 2006

dick-hot

When a straight guy finds a girl SO incredibly attractive, he would have sex with her, even if he first found out she was actually a transvestite.

"Amy Lee is not just hot.....She's dick-hot!

by D. Gould January 24, 2007

spec junkie

Any person overly concerend with the specifications of a product, to the point of being anal-retentive. They are a salesperson's worst nightmare. Often observed asking the same questions multiple times over, because they believe the salesperson is lying to them. And therefore is trying to catch them doing so. Occasonally, them become so engrossed in the specifics of a product, they lose sight of the most essential information.

"This helmet, has a dual-internal venting system...its made of a high density, polycarbonate...designed to take impacts of up to 200km/h...has a up-to-date Snell rating...has a fully removable lining, designed to wisk away moisture...it's".

"And guess what? You DUMB-ASS, SPEC JUNKIE! It doesn't fit your head properly!"

by D. Gould July 09, 2006

dick swinger

A homosexual who, as a result of being sexual aroused in a public place of nudity (i.e. locker room, shower area, etc.), can't seem to keep himself from masterbating.

"Everywhere I turn in here, there's a dick swinger. I think I'll just shower at home, thank you!"

by D. Gould February 02, 2008

shit bubble

The 30-second window of opportunity, that accompanies the sudden and powerful urge to have a bowel movement. In which you either find a bathroom, or risk shitting your pants.

"Oh God....I feel a shit bubble coming on! PULL THE CAR OVER! NOW!!"

by D. Gould October 18, 2008

wallet salad

Paper currency, of any denomination.

"I forgot to hit the ATM. Got any wallet salad on you?"

by D. Gould December 23, 2006

Street Squid

A slang phrase, used by professionals in the motorcycle industry. Often to describe male riders, who are overly fashion concious, ride with reckless disregard to others, are abundantly cheap when purchasing quality, safety equipment, and are generally ignorant of the specifics of their own machines. These people are frowned upon by serious enthusiasts of the sport, as they set a bad example to others. They view motorcyles, not with the respect and responsibility they command, but simply as an extension of their penis. Frequently the cause of accidents, and subsequent high insurance rates.

"Dude's first bike, was a GSXR 1000. And he rode it, in shorts and a t-shirt. That MOFO was PURE street squid.".

by D. Gould December 24, 2005