D-res's definitions

asalamalakum

a greeting....

should reply with lakum salam

guy: Asalamalakum my brothas and sistas
croud: Lakum Salam

by D-res July 2, 2005

Wonk

A penis, that, when hard, curves downward.

dude i was in the locker room the other day and Jason had a wonk. Hahahaha

by D-res July 3, 2005

bbsol

Be Back Sooner Or Later

used in internet chatting

I'll bbsol.. i gotta do some shit

by D-res March 8, 2005

clomp

Shortened version of the word clomptoctic.

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

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"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."

by D-res March 21, 2005

lakum salam

An Arabic term often following the Arabic greeting Asalamalakum

guy- Asalamalakum my brothas and sistas
croud- Lakum Salam

by D-res July 2, 2005

clomptoctic

1. Boring

2. Annoying

3. Used in a situation in which you cannot come up with a better word to describe something or someone.

To save time, the shortened version, clomp can be used

person 1 - "Man, I've spent almost all weekend doing homework..."

person 2 - "Dude that musta been clomp."

***********************************

"Man, I spent 4 hours with this girl and she seriously said like... 3 words. She was a complete clomp."

by D-res March 21, 2005

chonce

Stupid, Annoying, Boring

My teacher told me she would fail me if I didn't serve a detention today. How chonce is that?

by D-res July 2, 2005