Hotrock

the tiny fragments of extremely hot burning hash which fall out of the end of a spliff and indiscriminantly burn holes in clothes, sofas, carpets, or anything else which the smoker forgot to move out of the way. any regular smoker of hash will gradually begin to find that all of their clothes have been ruined by tiny burn holes caused by the dreaded hotrocks.
dan made the mistake of smoking a spliff while naked, he shrieked like a girl when the hotrocks burned into his pubes
by D-Bizz December 12, 2006
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Espantoso

the only radio staion on GTA Vice City with any artistic merit whatsoever, and the only station which wasnt a blatant cash-in on 80s chart hits which just happened to make a nice marketable box-set
"mate, seriously, if you dont stop listening to seig-seig-sputnik and put espantoso back on im going to anally violate you with the playstation controller"
by D-Bizz October 11, 2006
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stealth beard

facial hair belonging to someone of a fair complexion.
so called because it is only visible when light is shone directly upon it.
dan's stealth beard was only visible during the day
by D-Bizz November 17, 2006
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6:00 am

the earliest time any human should reasonably be expected to wake up. any earlier should be considered unnatural and should only be attempted if there is sufficient reward
"when i had to get up before 6:00 am for work i could feel my soul slowly being eroded away until i became a mindless drone"
by D-Bizz November 30, 2006
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Glastonbury Shower

using moist towelettes as a replacement for running water. so-called due to its popularity at music festivals (particularly at Glastonbury due to the fact that it will inevitably rain causing everyone and everything to become caked in mud and sewage)
similar to the Glasgow shower except that the dirt is actually removed rather than covered up with deodorant
after a hard night filled with partying and substance abuse, followed by sleeping in a damp sweaty tent, a quick Glastonbury Shower provides a much-needed 'burst of freshness'
by D-Bizz December 12, 2006
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schmuck-on-wheels

derogatory term used to express disbelief towards a personal request made by somebody who appears to be taking advantage of one's good nature

originated from the classic 90's movie 'Goodfellas', and as such must be said in a heavy Italian accent.
person 1: "mate, reckon you could give me a lift to the train station at 4am tomorrow? i'll buy you a packet of skittles"
person 2: "what do i look like, a schmuck-on-wheels?"
by D-Bizz November 27, 2006
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five finger discount

"check it out dude, i got 17 cadburys creme eggs on five finger discount!"
by D-Bizz January 09, 2007
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