162 definitions by D Flawless
Diego was a real hispaniac, he went off on his Airbmb guests and creeped in their windows until the police were called
by D Flawless July 2, 2021
Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?
Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since
Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since
by D Flawless July 2, 2020
by D Flawless May 25, 2022
Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got
by D Flawless August 16, 2020
by D Flawless December 10, 2019
Bro, I'm a nonchad- I'm not six feet. I don't play sports and I don't drive a pickup truck or have any tattoos. I can't get laid!
by D Flawless November 9, 2020
Guy: I'm vacationing in lake tawhore this weekend
Bro: Oh you mean you're going to the moonlite bunnyranch? Lol
Bro: Oh you mean you're going to the moonlite bunnyranch? Lol
by D Flawless April 11, 2022