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TV Watching Utensils

When you go to a hotel to fuck, you bring the TV watching utensils for the netflix n chill session
by D Flawless November 13, 2021
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jewkikeistan

the united states of jewkikeistan, formerly the USA
by D Flawless November 30, 2024
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Brian Dirty Laundry

Some privileged tall, rich white bastard who pushed his hot blonde girlfriend off a cliff on their hiking trip and then tries to cover it up and the police refuse to do anything about it because he's a white man like them
Brian Dirty Laundry pushed went into hiding last week and hired a team of lawyers once his girlfriend's body was discovered rotting in the woods, but nobody arrested him because the police love a controlling white man like them
by D Flawless September 21, 2021
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Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.
Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies
by D Flawless March 27, 2020
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Bumble

The reason there ain't no hot chicks at the mall no more
All them feminst bitches on bumble be blockin my ass again
by D Flawless April 3, 2019
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Poopert Murdoch

A greedy israeil fake news propagandist who wants to vaxterminate us all
Poopert murdoch silences all the anti vaxxers and bought a lot of pfizer stock
by D Flawless February 11, 2022
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Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish
Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy
by D Flawless August 18, 2022
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