D Flawless's definitions

Ass pro shops

A shop where you buy lingerie, fishing poles, and they have a master bait shop

I'm going to ass pro shops to get some fishing tackle to catch me some pussycatfish

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

libtardrary

A place full of books and a bunch of libtards who read books

I'm going to the libtardrary to get a computer guest pass to best muh meat

by D Flawless June 6, 2022

Peniseptic

An sterilizing cream to clean the gunk and grime off of one's filthy, slimy penis

After a long night of pounding a gross pussy, Chad applied a peniseptic cream to his wang to moisturize and exfoliate his junk

by D Flawless January 11, 2021

Title IX

What the feminist university administrators invoke when a man under 6 feet tall sneezes

Timmy: Aaah-chooo!
Allie! Sexual harassment! Call the police! Open a Title IX investigation!

by D Flawless October 8, 2020

Brotein powder

Anabolic steroids

Chad be takin some of that brotein powder, getting all jacked and swole

by D Flawless June 23, 2022

DDSM

Doctor of Dental Sadomasochism

The highest academic degree conferred by elite dental schools; the DDSM degree makes practitioners fully licensed to perform tooth extractions with the penis, genital mutilation with dental instruments, and unlimited sex with hot dental assistants

by D Flawless October 15, 2021

fuckobotomy

A lobotomy caused by fucking too hard

Brad gave Katie a fuckobotomy on Saturday night, then by Tuesday she could barely remember her name

by D Flawless September 8, 2020