Definitions by D Flawless

Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.

Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies

Quarantine by D Flawless March 27, 2020

Penis flytrap 

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

Penis flytrap by D Flawless February 26, 2020

Fearcel

A guy who can't get laid at least in part because he's too scared to even approach

Johnny was such a fearcel. The hot girl in church smiled at him and he couldn't even bring himself to go say hi.

Fearcel by D Flawless February 23, 2020

Scaredcel 

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl

Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.

Scaredcel by D Flawless February 23, 2020

Tiredcel 

When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game

Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight

Tiredcel by D Flawless January 4, 2020

Wankcel 

A guy who doesn't even try to talk to girls cause he's too busy wacking off

Bro, stop being such a wankcel and go pick up chicks

Wankcel by D Flawless January 4, 2020

Harvard 

A bunch of stuck up legacies and jocks deceiving the world into believing they've actually earned the right to have CEO titles and seven figure salaries to do nothing

Chad Thundercock Sr, donated 10 million to Harvard for a new building to get Chad Jr a place so he can be a do nothing CEO and fuck a lot of hot bimbos

Harvard by D Flawless December 31, 2019