D Flawless's definitions

Sneakyfuck

When I quietly fuck a chick up the pussy with other people in the house!

I silently sneakyfucked Emily on her dad's living room couch with her parents right upstairs! Then I put my clothes on and went over to Morgan's place and she put her kids to bed upstairs and came back down in her Victoria's secret gear and I fucked her up the pussy and blew a huge load on the living room couch!

by D Flawless June 2, 2018

Blockzone

The level of hell directly beneath the friendzone and where the friendzone inevitable leads.

After months of getting the run-around from Stacy, Chad untimately found himself in the blockzone.

by D Flawless December 9, 2019

Zero to Hero

When you go from no boner at all to a huge boner

Zero to Hero, just like that. When he smiled, the girls went wild with, ooohs and aaaahs.

by D Flawless November 13, 2019

Prostithreetion

Paying hookers for a threesome

Johnny's sex drive got so high he headed to Reno and Lake Tawhore for some prostithreetion

by D Flawless September 1, 2022

Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020

Yupokit Uonit

An Inuit painter and pottery artist who doesn't exist but when he pokes a girl he owns her hahahaha

Yupokit Uonit just fucked a hot eskimo bitch, now he owns her. Then he crossed over to Europe an fucked some hot blonde bitches and now owns them too hahahaha

by D Flawless June 16, 2022

Asian

Your master, your emperor, your dom

The Asianman will rise up and wrecj all the blonde pussy while chad gonna be tied down wanking himself watching

by D Flawless September 8, 2021