Definitions by D Flawless

Cubecuck 

A male cubicle worker worker who is typically early in his career or has hit a career plateau and is chronically deprived of both meaningful career progression and female companionship. His hope is to go to a top business school or law school to one day graduate to a more advanced lot in life such as the Chad CEO

Dude, I've been such a cubecuck lately, just answering calls crunching numbers and hoping one day I'll be able to find a girlfriend

Cubecuck by D Flawless March 29, 2020

Quarantine

The word 'Quarantine' is beginning to take on a sinister second meaning. In this new sense, it has less to do with protection from any real disease than it has to do with stifiling freedom of speech, assembly and thought. The quarantine is a tool intended to prevent the expression of ideas that pose a challenge to the dominant social group's ill-gotten power, status and cultural hegemomy. It is a catch phrase for malicious efforts by a powerful group to silence inconvenient truths, to oppress and stifle the members of society who are being directly harmed by its agendas.

Chad passed a unilateral bill to quarantine all Asians and men shy of six feet so that he would have uncontested access to a fertile field of stacies

Quarantine by D Flawless March 27, 2020

Penis flytrap 

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

Penis flytrap by D Flawless February 26, 2020

Fearcel

A guy who can't get laid at least in part because he's too scared to even approach

Johnny was such a fearcel. The hot girl in church smiled at him and he couldn't even bring himself to go say hi.

Fearcel by D Flawless February 23, 2020

Scaredcel 

A man whose inceldom is attributable at least partitially to the fear of even approaching a girl

Ben was a total scaredcel. He went to the frat party and just stood in the corner and watched while Chad was grinding on all the hot girls.

Scaredcel by D Flawless February 23, 2020

Tiredcel 

When you aren't getting laid cause you're too exhausted to go out and game

Jerry just worked a 12 hour shift and was too tiredcel to go out to the club and pick up chicks

Jerry: Dude, I think I'll run some game on the inside of my eyelids to tonight

Tiredcel by D Flawless January 4, 2020

Wankcel 

A guy who doesn't even try to talk to girls cause he's too busy wacking off

Bro, stop being such a wankcel and go pick up chicks

Wankcel by D Flawless January 4, 2020