D Flawless's definitions

Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis

When a hot girl is about to go get it on with some other dude and you basically have to act right now before the window of opportunity closes

Dude, The hottest girl in the club's about to leave with that chad over there. Speak Now or Forever Hold Your Penis!

by D Flawless November 12, 2019

Hypogamy

The female tendency to select the worst, most brutal, stupid, apeish men to breed with

Incels talk about hypergamy being a problem, well I say the problem is hypogamy. Females keep mating with thugs and rednecks and chads instead of fine sophisticated gentlemen such as myself

by D Flawless November 3, 2021

Live by the cock die by the cock

A saying meaning that one who lives their entire life for the purpose of pleasing their weiner may eventually get wiped out by an STD

After banging over 100 chicks, Chad finally got a bad infection and was paralyzed from the cock down. Live by the cock die by the cock

by D Flawless November 7, 2021

ShitTank

A show on abc about entrepreneurs shit

Mark jewban took a shit on abcs shittank and it went series abcdefg and took it public

by D Flawless September 27, 2022

Jewmie Dimon

The CEO of GayPMorgan and Chase, a rich Harvard jew douchebag who makes billions so he can bang all da hot biches!

Jewmie Dimon went to Harvard and then his Jewish ass got rich and famous and banged hot biches

by D Flawless April 7, 2023

Chad Lite

An exclusive brand of beer that immediately turns you into Chad Thundercock

The frat boy had a few bottles of Chad Lite after the tailgate and all the Stacys were falling on his Wang.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

mastrigator

an aligator that wanks a lot

Don't walk through the creek or you might get your cock bit off by a mastrigator

by D Flawless November 25, 2021