D Flawless's definitions

feminism

A malicious effort to criminalize any courtship or reproduction oriented behavior by males whose appearance does not conform to mainstream western aesthetics - ultimately motivated by the desire to share Chad amongst each other for copulation and then split the fruits of the beta males' labor in order to raise Chad's illegitimate offspring

Feminism has reached all time highs in 2020, with the majority of men unable to get a girlfriend and the chads fucking bimbos to their dick's content

by D Flawless September 7, 2020

Onlytrans

A gay porn site full of trannys

Kinda like only fans except for trannies- we have onlytrans

by D Flawless July 13, 2022

roll of shame

When you fail a rep on the bench press and then roll the barbell down towards your waist and then stand up to drop the weights

After attempting to max out at 300, Chad failed a rep, but was able to successfully complete the roll of shame and drop the weights on the floor

by D Flawless November 24, 2021

Masterbayshin

When you jack off in the San Francisco bay

I be goin to the Golden gate Bridge to do some masterbayshin this weekind

by D Flawless June 3, 2022

Penis flytrap

When you go to pee and your weener gets stuck in your fly, causing extreme pain

Scres ce emanating from the bathroom when my weener got stuck in the old penis flytrap

by D Flawless February 26, 2020

Penis Colada

Your mom's favorite drink

All the Stacys at the club be getting the penis colada at closing time

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

dicksturbating

When you take your penis and jack it off until white cream shoots out all over the place

My roommate couldn't fall asleep so he's in the bathroom dicksturbating again

by D Flawless April 3, 2019