D Flawless's definitions

cocktezuma

A Mexican dude with a huge cock

Bro, that girl from the club went home and got cream pied last night by cocktezuma!

by D Flawless November 23, 2023

airbnb smoke

When you check in an airbnb and someone secretly smokes in their room

Airbnb smoke is a big problem in the digital nomad community

by D Flawless February 24, 2022

Sexual distancing

When girls keep their distance because they're worried about the coronavirus

The mayor and health department ordered us to start practicing sexual distancing so they and their rich friends can get all the blonde pussy

by D Flawless April 2, 2020

The Joe Schmoe Trap

When a guy seems too ordinary to draw any real attention

Nick wasn't getting many replies on Tinder-the was kinda stuck in the Joe Schmoe Trap.

by D Flawless November 16, 2019

Zi-op

A zionist psyop- when israel exercises its powers of mass deception on the masses

911 and October 7th were Zi-ops bro, the zionists dressed up as Muslims, and did a terrorist attack to trick stupid cowboys in America into fighting their oil wars

by D Flawless May 2, 2024

Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

by D Flawless August 16, 2020

Thundercock Capital Management LLC

A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls

Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!

by D Flawless June 8, 2020