ShitTank

A show on abc about entrepreneurs shit

Mark jewban took a shit on abcs shittank and it went series abcdefg and took it public

by D Flawless September 27, 2022

Tap it and trap it

The opposite of hit it and quit it - When a guy knocks a girl up and then cuts her off from all her friends and takes over complete control of her life

girl: Are you a hit it and quit it kind of guy
guy: Nah, I'm more of a tap it and trap it kind of guy

by D Flawless October 14, 2020

Fact Checking

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

by D Flawless May 11, 2020

Title IX

A college policy which says that it's a crime for a man under 6 feet tall to even look at a girl

Tom: Ahhh-choo!
Sarah: Title IX! Call the police! This manlet is sexually harassing me!

by D Flawless October 08, 2020

Copsucker

Somebody sucking too much policemen dick

Back the blue!
Shut up copsucker

by D Flawless May 22, 2024

Fiendzone

When the thought of a particular girl you liked a lot keeps on haunting you

After the girl of my dreams fell on Chad Thundercock's penis and blocked me, I think I'm kinda caught in the fiendzone.

by D Flawless November 03, 2019

acidic jews

the most pungent kind of jew- greedy, vax monger, on epstein island having sex with hot bimbos on your money

Those billionaire acidic jews

by D Flawless January 24, 2022