Psychometric cockometer

A psychic measuring rod that allows you to immpute the length of your ex girls new boyfriends penis

The psychometric cockometer pegs him at a girthy 9.375 inches

by D Flawless December 27, 2023

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hoe v wade

A Supreme Court decision that hoes can kill their babies

Finally the Supreme Court struck down hoe v wade

by D Flawless June 25, 2022

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hookergraph

When you get a prostitute's autograph

After I had sex at the brothel I bought a t shirt and asked for a hookergraph

by D Flawless November 09, 2021

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Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress

After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.

by D Flawless December 08, 2019

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