162 definitions by D Flawless

Hispaniac

A hispanic person who's downright nuts

Diego was a real hispaniac, he went off on his Airbmb guests and creeped in their windows until the police were called

by D Flawless July 2, 2021

Disease Ansari

An Indian guy who fucks way too many hot white chicks and usually has a ton of STDs

Brian: Yo, Chad where's your girl this weekend? I thought you were getting some blonde pussy?

Chad: Nah bruh, she went home with Disease Ansari from the club last weekend. Haven't heard from her since

by D Flawless July 2, 2020

Mormican

A Mormon mexican

Utah is starting to get a lot more Mexicans converting to Mormons, hence mormicans

by D Flawless May 25, 2022

Erectionometry

The measuring of one's dick with a boner

Joey was a regular practitioner of erectionometry, constantly measuring his dick with a tape measure to see how long his hardon got

by D Flawless August 16, 2020

Blockzone

The level of hell directly beneath the friendzone and where the friendzone inevitable leads.

After months of getting the run-around from Stacy, Chad untimately found himself in the blockzone.

by D Flawless December 10, 2019

Nonchad

Any male who is not one of the tall rich jocks who get all the pussy

Bro, I'm a nonchad- I'm not six feet. I don't play sports and I don't drive a pickup truck or have any tattoos. I can't get laid!

by D Flawless November 9, 2020

Lake Tawhore

A vacation town on the Nevada California border right next to several good brothels

Guy: I'm vacationing in lake tawhore this weekend

Bro: Oh you mean you're going to the moonlite bunnyranch? Lol

by D Flawless April 11, 2022