Copsucker

Somebody sucking too much policemen dick

Back the blue!
Shut up copsucker

by D Flawless May 22, 2024

airbnb smoke

When you check in an airbnb and someone secretly smokes in their room

Airbnb smoke is a big problem in the digital nomad community

by D Flawless February 25, 2022

Roommatecel

When it's harder to get find a decent roommate than to get sex

After sending hundreds of messages with no luck, I found myself a roommatecel

by D Flawless May 28, 2022

Jack Harlot

Some tall white fake gangsta guy from Kentucky who goes on tours to Sacramento and fucks all the hot blonde bitches who form long lines to listen to his shit music and ride his cock or if they can't get it, that of some other tall white gangsta redneck guy

Jack Harlot fucked 20 chicks after the concert in Sacramento downtown. Lucky son of a bitch

by D Flawless October 27, 2022

Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 20, 2020

Daniel Chadcliffe

When Chad Thundercock and Harry Potter have a baby together- a cross between Harry Potter and Chad Thubdercock

Daniel Chadcliffe waved his magic wand and all the Stacie fell on top of it like oh yeah Harry! I mean harder Chad!

by D Flawless November 04, 2021

Fact Checking

A sinister new euphemism for censorship

After luring millions of people onto Facebook with the false promise of free friends and free sex, Mark Zuckerberg suddenly started "fact checking" our free speech until only the views in line with his his rich cronies' plot for world domination were allowed.

by D Flawless May 12, 2020