Definitions by D Flawless
Adjusted Body Count
Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours
Adjusted Body Count by D Flawless June 27, 2020
Harvard Jewniversity
At Harvard Jewniversity, All the Asians with perfect test scores were turned away, while LaKeisha with a 1400 SAT got a full ride for basketball and Ira Jewberg slipped a few million under the table to buy his native American transgender brat's way into a life of ill-gotten riches, fame and CEO-dom
Harvard Jewniversity by D Flawless June 17, 2020
Grajewation
When you finally complete a grueling four year process of indoctrination at a jewniversity so you can spend the rest of your life enslaved serving the Jew to make them even more rich so they can drive green Lamborghinis and fuck all the hot blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls on a tropical island
Next week is grajewation! Im so excited to be done with school so I can spend the rest of my life as a slave to rich jews
Grajewation by D Flawless June 15, 2020
Thundercock Capital Management LLC
A large private equity firm that manages Chad Thundercock's assets and also houses the secretarial staff that coordinate his weekly tropical island getaways with blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls
Dude, I landed an internship this summer at Thundercock Capital Management LLC. My career is totally on a role!
Thundercock Capital Management LLC by D Flawless June 8, 2020
Donald Trump
Donald Trump by D Flawless June 8, 2020
Sir Fucksalot
A high-testosterone knight who also sat around King Arthur’s round table whom we hear so much less about because all he did was fuck
Sir Fucksalot was charged with defending all the kings damsels, turned out they were all pregnant by the time the king could get to them
Sir Fucksalot by D Flawless May 26, 2020