Urban Dictionary: Definitions by D Flawless

used condom collector

a fine gentleman interested in the historic preservation of artifacts benefitting the survival of the species

Chad was a certified used condom collector, with over 500 items registered to his name

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A girl who starts her own ho biz and keeps 100 percent so the house can't take a cut

You can wither work in a brothel or become a slutrepreneur

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Going on a tour to meet bookers or when hookers go on a tour

Prostitourtion is becoming the new thing: fuck all the hos in one city then head to the next

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a saying meaning that ones who lives their life for their penis eventually dies of the penis

I spent all my money on hoes and then gone broke, live by the cock die by the cock

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After I had sex at the brothel I bought a t shirt and asked for a hookergraph

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The act of beating one's meat in the car while driving

The long drive through the desert was getting to me, so I was carsturbating my wenis all the way

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A long journey to a distant land for the purpose of smashing some hot pussy

Johnny made a poongrimage to Nevada over the weekend some tap some hot pussy

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