Celibacy

Often confused with Chastity, celibacy is an abstinence from sex that is correctly performed on a permanenet basis. The Catholic Church defines the only foolproof method of Birth Control as being "Chastity outside of marriage and Celibacy within marriage."
A:"What's the difference between Celibacy and Chastity?"
B:"Chastity means no sex while you are single. Celibacy means no sex while you are breathing"
A:"Wow, that means the True LOve Waitskids are in for a nasty shock after they get married then die . . . "
by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004
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double happy

1. A large firework, about the same diameter as a king-size cigarrette and two-thirds the length. Used in Austarlia and New Zealand for the same purposes as a Cherry Bomb, e.g., toilet cistern mayhem.

2. A form of mutual masturbation; The male lies on his back and performs as for a normal "handjob', while his female partner straddles his thighs and moves herself into such a position so as to stimulate her clitoris upon his moving hand. ( Caution: While a safer sex practice care must be taken to assure no fluid from the male lands on the vagina.).
1."Someone stuffed a double happy in MUzza's exaust pipe - Tore a hole in the muffler!"

2."We ran out of condoms, so we had a double happy instead."
by d f stuckey February 17, 2004
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flexy fun

Slang among nurses for sexual activity with a man having a reflexogenic erection, hence flexy. A reflexogenic erection is a form of unwanted erection of the male penis, that occurs when blood pressure changes in the abdomen, rather than by sexual arousal; It can be induced in a male by applying pressure to the lower abdomen, as in cases of forced sex/rape by females upon a male.

Reflexogenic erections are common among males who are paralysed and/or have spinal injuries.
Nurse1:" Sarah is pulling night duty on the Para Ward again?"
Nurse2:" Think she and that cute T8 are having some flexy fun?"
by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004
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banana boy

Slang term for a male with a penis that is curved when erect. May be a natural exaggeration of the trend for the male member to curve in this state, an indication of damage to the spongiform tissues of the penis, or circulation problems in the penile blood vessels.
"Wendy is very happy with her new guy, cos hes a banana boy and it hits all the right places."
by D F Stuckey February 17, 2004
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waldo

Mechanical arm, operated by remote control by mimicking the motion of a human arm.

Term invented by Robert Heinlien in the novella of the same name.
The arm on the space shuttle is a waldo.
by D F Stuckey May 27, 2004
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permalink

Internet term meaning a permanent link to a cached site, rather than to one which changes content regularly.
"If this link doesn't exist, please try the permalink below it."
by D F Stuckey November 06, 2004
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Remuera Battletank

New Zealand slang for a large SUV named for an expensive suburb of Auckland.
"A Remuera Battltank was parked in front of me, filling up of gas. The driver asked me if I wanted to pull up and share the pump, and when I said 'yes" he said 'Tough Cheese, inbred.'"
by D F Stuckey February 19, 2004
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