D's definitions

kittens

badass shoes

check out my new kittens

by d May 1, 2004

diving into the red sea

when someone (usually a male) has sex with a (usually a female) while she's on her period.

johnny: hey sexy, you ready for me?
suzy:no way..*whispers* it's that time of the month)
johnny: don't worry, i'll 'dive right into that red sea.'

by D November 17, 2003

gdh

Gold Diggin Ho!

Damn, your bitch is a GDH, why is she still around?

by D September 29, 2003

shroom

Abbreviation for "mushroom." Generally used in the narcotic sense.

Dude! These shrooms are fucking AWESOME!!

by D February 13, 2003

motor boat

When you blow a raspberry in between a girls tits, making a motor boat sound

Carol was so drunk the other night, I gave her a motor boat when she showed her tits

by D January 31, 2005

fortune cookie

The cheapest possible meal you can buy a woman so she will sleep with you. If you play it right, you can get her to pay for her meal, give her the cookie, and tell her some smooth romantic bullcrap that she can't read her fortune until she eats at least half the cookie. Stare into her eyes deeply. Classic line + clueless chick = free sex. This usually works best on desperate ugly women.

I gave Mary a fortune cookie and told her that she couldn't read the fortune until she ate half the cookie. Oh yeah, she bought it!

by D December 3, 2003

mowed

To get told; often used in conjunction with the whole "arse is grass" thing.

"Whoa, Fred got mowed up by his mom."

by D June 21, 2004