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Definitions by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť

Thoughtsturbate

The act of masturbating to the thought of something arousing, rather than watching/reading it.
I thoughtsturbated to my crush in the shower

Shit and stuff 

Taking a shit that leads to a fap. Usually lasts about fifteen minutes and probably involves you forgetting to wipe your ass.
Hold on I have to go take a shit and stuff I'll meet you in twenty minutes.
Holy shit it's a Magcon! Don't get too close or you'll get cancer and the only cure is to drink a gallon of bleach
I had a cumwich with my GF last night and now I'm kind of ashamed