Shit and stuff

Taking a shit that leads to a fap. Usually lasts about fifteen minutes and probably involves you forgetting to wipe your ass.

Hold on I have to go take a shit and stuff I'll meet you in twenty minutes.

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 02, 2016

Thoughtsturbate

The act of masturbating to the thought of something arousing, rather than watching/reading it.

I thoughtsturbated to my crush in the shower

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 19, 2016

Cumwich

When you eat her out after you give her anal

I had a cumwich with my GF last night and now I'm kind of ashamed

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť July 10, 2016

Magcon

Scientific name for a group of cancer cells.

Holy shit it's a Magcon! Don't get too close or you'll get cancer and the only cure is to drink a gallon of bleach

by Dävisonnē Pręscøţť August 02, 2016