Definitions by Cynicool

denialoyalist 

Someone so deeply entrenched in climate denial that no evidence will sway them from their position that human activity has anything to do with increasing levels of extreme heat and extreme weather phenomena that we are seeing increasingly across the planet.

Even if his floor was covered in ocean water, he'd say we had nothing to do with it because he's a total denialoyalist.

denialoyalist by Cynicool August 25, 2019

capitaholic 

A person utterly addicted to capitalism to the exclusion of all else.

It's impossible to have an intelligent discussion about social welfare issues with a confirmed capitaholic.

capitaholic by Cynicool July 21, 2019

unmergency 

A declared emergency that turned out not to be so.

She told me that it was an emergency, but when I got there it turned out to be an unmergency. She just wanted me to come over.

unmergency by Cynicool June 20, 2019

prostanoia 

The fear that you are developing prostate cancer.

My father has developed acute prostanoia and has his PSA measured every other week.

prostanoia by Cynicool June 3, 2019

partisanize 

To make every disagreement about anything a partisan matter.

When I pointed out that giving an enormous tax break to the uber-wealthy obviously would promote even greater inequality than currently existed, he accused me of trying to partisanize the issue.

partisanize by Cynicool May 29, 2019

ordealistic 

Drawn to activities that have an element of suffering.

He's so ordealistic that every vacation he takes involves some trek from hell or other form of suffering.

ordealistic by Cynicool May 7, 2019

hindblindness 

The opposite of hindsight, or the inability to learn from experience.

That fool must have hindblindness the way he keeps making the same mistake over and over again.

hindblindness by Cynicool March 18, 2019