execrement

The bullshit that executives tell their employees and customers.

The boss called another company meeting to dole out the latest round of execrement.

by Cynicool July 05, 2018

aircoholic

An annoyingly fastidious abstainer who claims to be high on life

Man, I went out on a date with this aircoholic, who wouldn't even have a single drink since she was "high on life."

by Cynicool May 23, 2017

mendophobe

A person who fears and/or loathes lies and liars.

Trump polls in single digits among the mendophobes.

by Cynicool July 26, 2017

aresponsible

Utterly without any responsibilities.

Devoid of a wife, or children, or permanent residence, or debts, he was as aresponsible as one can be.

by Cynicool August 20, 2021

impotempt

A display of contempt that has no effect on its object.

Once someone's spoofed you and scraped your data, any online insult to him is merely impotempt.

by Cynicool September 25, 2021

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.

I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.

by Cynicool April 21, 2020

debtitis

The inflammatory effect of accumulating too much debt.

Debtitis has destroyed more marriages than infidelity.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017