Cynicool's definitions

cannabite

The cost of buying cannabis.

I'm not going back to that dispensary 'cause their cannabite is too high.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

cluetility

The discovery of piece of information that enables you to figure out what happened.

No one doubts the cluetility of finding an incriminating email.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

mendophilia

The love of lies and deceit.

Some of these fake news guys have serious case of mendophilia.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

selfieness

The propensity to take pictures of yourself wherever you go.

I'd take her with me if it weren't for her obsessive selfieness.

by Cynicool July 12, 2017

computinati

A secret cabal of genius programmers developing the ultimate artificial intelligence program to run the world.

I hope the program the computinati are working on works better than the current system.

by Cynicool May 27, 2018

algorithmania

A belief among artificial intelligence enthusiasts that all problems are soluble by the right algorithm.

Every time I talk to those code monkeys they insist they've got a program that solves everything. They all suffer with algorithmania.

by Cynicool June 6, 2018

deniasphere

The realm inhabited by those who refuse to accept any information that might conflict with their preconceived notions.

The inhabitants of the deniasphere still insist that burning fossil fuels doesn't affect the climate.

by Cynicool July 19, 2017