Cynicool's definitions

megamnesia

The propensity of a mass audience to forget what they've just seen or heard.

Why do they keep running these same fucktards for high office? Are they banking on America's megamnesia?

by Cynicool January 9, 2016

panacebo

A placebo that solves all your problems.

The search for a universal panacebo has been frustrated by its nonexistence.

by Cynicool September 12, 2021

hindblindness

The opposite of hindsight, or the inability to learn from experience.

That fool must have hindblindness the way he keeps making the same mistake over and over again.

by Cynicool March 18, 2019

partisanize

To make every disagreement about anything a partisan matter.

When I pointed out that giving an enormous tax break to the uber-wealthy obviously would promote even greater inequality than currently existed, he accused me of trying to partisanize the issue.

by Cynicool May 29, 2019

mendophile

A lover of lies and deception.

I would try to be more honest if I wasn't such a committed mendophile.

by Cynicool July 28, 2017

amasshole

An annoying billionaire.

Ever since Elon Musk bought Twitter, he's been demonstrating to the world what an amasshole he is.

by Cynicool January 31, 2024

contradenialist

A person opposed to the rejection of facts.

The oil companies would have their way with us if not for the contradenialist effort.

by Cynicool July 29, 2017