Cynical Man's definitions

retard

Anti-furries

They say you can't fix a retard, but at least anyone who has the anti-furry flag as their profile pic makes it easier to identify one.

by Cynical Man July 5, 2024

Fortnite Haters

Overweight Neckbeard Incels that that think they're important and have the right to cyberbully kids and people and call them Virgins for liking Epic Games' Fortnite when they themselves are heartless, soulless virgins.

Neckbearded Fortnite Haters: FoRtNiTe SuX!

Me:

by Cynical Man October 27, 2020

Rock Bottom

Internet terminology for when you scroll too deep and hit some uncomfortable search results.

I was scrolling through fanart of my favorite character on Google until I hit Rock Bottom.

by Cynical Man January 22, 2023

Johnny Test

Seasons 1 - 3 were good enough.

Seasons 4 - 6 are the reason why this show gets so much hate.

A lot of people think Johnny Test is the worst shoe ever. Don't blame him, blame Seasons 4 - 6.

by Cynical Man April 25, 2022