Cynical Man's definitions

Pluto TV

It's Free Live TV.
The reason nobody pays for cable anymore.

Pluto TV is amazing. The reason why I own a PS3, PS4, and PS5.

by Cynical Man March 7, 2021

Redditor

A fancy way of calling a person a fatass.

Kyle: Cartman, You're Such A Redditor.
Eric Cartman: Well At Least I'm Not A Stupid Twitter User.

by Cynical Man April 8, 2021

Oogly Goo

A feeling that people get before they start going crazy. Originated in the Season 2 episode of Smiling Friends, Gwimbly: Definitive Remastered Enhanced Extended Edition DX 4K (Anniversary Director’s Cut)

"Yep! Guess I'm Oogly Goo!"

by Cynical Man May 7, 2024

Anti-furry

Someone who is obsessively hateful towards the furry Fandom.

They're immune to logical thinking, repeat the same unoriginal "fatherless" insult, and usually have an Onision Complex (Or in other words: Fragile ego)

-Middle/High Schoolers
-Incels
-Alt-Right
-Neo-Nazis
-Terrorists
-White supremacists

Anti-furries get anally retentive whenever someone tells them "Furry ≠ Zoophile".

Crimes alleged by a usual Anti-furry:
-Grooming
-Pedophilia
-CP
-Zoophilia

Things anti-furries have exposed children to/have no problem with:

-Extreme violence/Gore
-Nazism/Radical ideologies

-Racism/Hate speech
-Drug abuse
-Suicide
-Terrorism
-Pornography
-Anti-semitism

-Firearms
-Anti-social behavior
-Divisive conduct
-Domestic propaganda (A.k.a memes)
-Death
-War
-Politics
-Brainrot
-Blasphemy
-Manipulation
-Narcissism
-Sociopathy
-Psychopathy
-Satanism
-Angelicizing evil

And that also includes the same things that anti-furries claim furries do.

The crimes of anti-furries outweigh those that they accuse furries of.

by Cynical Man March 29, 2025

We Do A Little Trolling

What has now become the next "It's Just A Prank Bro!" Used to justify sending death threats or being an asshole to someone on the internet. Mostly kids.

Person 1: I Like Fortnite.
Redditor: KYS Fortnite Kid
Person 2: Woah! What Kind Of Psychopath Would Send Death Threats To Someone For Liking A Game?
Redditor: We Do A Little Trolling

by Cynical Man August 15, 2021

Fortnite

A game hated on by Elitist Graphics Whores, Minecraft Fanbabies, Neckbearded Pony Humpers, and Basement Dwelling Redditors who don't know what a different opinion is.

I personally enjoy this game. And I'm sick and tired of people trying to inflate their ego by jumping on the Fortnite hate bandwagon.
Those same people go too far and bash people who like it, as well as send death threats to them. And if you are sending death threats towards someone for liking a popular thing, You're obviously a psychopathic douchebag/troll. Let people enjoy what they want. Reddit, YOU CAN KISS MY ASS AND SUCK A DICK!!!

Me: Let's go and play some Fortnite.

Brother: Hell Yeah!!!

Some Reddit Elitist Douchebag: YoU ShOuLdN't PlAY FoRtNiTe BeCaUsE It'S FoR BaBiEs!!!

Me and my bro: Ok graphics whore. Go fornicate with your graphics card while we go and have fun with some 3rd person action.

Redditor: (Goes Ballistic And Tries To Kill Us Because We Insulted Him)

Me: (Pulls Out $19 Fortnite Card) THE POWER OF FORTNITE COMPELS YOU!!!

Redditor: AAAAUGH!!! I'M MELTING!!! OH WHAT A WORLD!!!

Me: Don't worry bro. We're safe from that psychopathic douchebag.

by Cynical Man April 28, 2021

Neurotards

A term to describe a Neurotypical who has little to no knowledge on people with certain neurological differences such as, ADD, ADHD, Autism, OCD, etc.

Someone who infantilizes, demonizes, or treat anyone with these conditions like a child, despite that person telling them to stop it.

Well known examples of Neurotards

-Sia (Music)
-Any autism charity group with a Puzzle Piece as their logo
-Mostly everyone in America
-Your parents (If you have these conditions)
-The people who invented ABA Therape
-School
-Work

by Cynical Man September 21, 2022