Definitions by Custard&mayo

mona lisa 

me complaining to my mum

teenager : 'mum I feel ill - don't think I can go to school today, mum my hair looks bad, mum why do I look like chicken little'
mum: 'pumpkin pie stop being a mona lisa'

mona lisa by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

depression 

when you can't find the top quality meme you saw last week

mannnn the depression is realll - I can't find that meme I saw last week ...RIP my shattered heart

depression by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

heart murmur 

when you heart basically decides to stop when you miss 2 steps walkin down stairs

**trips down stairs**
I have now diagnosed myself with heart murmur

heart murmur by Custard&mayo February 28, 2019

Moho 

the name of the boundary between the crust and upper mantle - not the name given to a person who's being a moron

the Moho discontinuity is approx 35km

Moho by Custard&mayo February 27, 2019

beefy queef 

either a queef that smells like beef..... or describing a queef that had quite a large eruption

***mum walks in the room - does a beefy queef****
**** causes an earthquake ***

beefy queef by Custard&mayo February 27, 2019

fudge 

the alternate word for F**k for those kidddies who'll get there booty smacked if they said a naughty word playin fornite - oof

*someone kills them on fornite*
'FUDGE off Brian' said a yr 7

fudge by Custard&mayo February 25, 2019

bamboo shoot 

PLZ spare me 1 min of your life - first : watch 10s worth of one punch man S1 E2 at 16:42mins ;)
you back yet ??

right.... a bamboo shoot is that feelin !! When your wrapped up tight in somin but ya head is still pokin thro ….. it can be reference to any sorta scenario

M8 1 : 'mate i'm pretty chill all wrapped in dis blanket - ma tootsies are warm and me head cool - ideal'
M8 2: ' yeh ur like a bamboo shoot - it's pretty dope ain't it'

bamboo shoot by Custard&mayo February 25, 2019