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Definitions by CurvedMirror

Like An American Election 

Phrase used to describe something that is fake, fraudulent, bogus, inauthentic, phony, etc.
Her tits were so big i swear they are like an american election.

Avril Lavigne is not punk, she is like an american election.
A male (usually teenage) who posts girl's names on Urban Dictionary saying they are hot and whatnot.
Damn twits! Wasting my time as an editor! Wasting the Urban Dictionary's bandwidth!
Twit by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009
A white person (usually suburban) who acts and dresses gangster (black, urban). Usually ends up in jail or getting addicted to crack and has a mental defect that makes him/her like rap music.

Also known as a Wankster
Fucking wiggers, they look like retards and act like retards!
Wigger by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Wankster 

Also known as a Wigger. A white suburban male who dresses "gangster" (black, urban) and listens to rap music due to a neurological defection.
That wankster thinks he's so tough.
Wankster by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Langurring 

The slurring of words due to extreme sleep deprivation.

Languid + Slurring
They didn't understand me because i was langurring. They thought i was drunk or on hard drugs, but really, i hadn't slept in 9 days.
Langurring by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

Cottage Cheese 

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.
That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.
Cottage Cheese by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009

The Brian Jonestown Massacre 

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.
The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.