Curtis Meyer's definitions

Smotheration

A combination of smothering and suffication, typically with pillows. See also: Smotherate -ed, -ing.

Well officer, it seems the victim succumbed to violent smotheration.

by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009

Rawthentic

Being of purest form, genuine (Comes from "raw" and "authentic")

I saved up to propose to her with the most rawthentic diamond money could buy.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Sincerious

Having genuine sincerity (Comes from "serious" and "sincere") (Created by rapper Mos Def)

I told her I was sincerious in my apology.

by Curtis Meyer March 13, 2008

Trail Mix

1. Rough sex.

2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex

Comes from:

I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."

- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle

1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.

2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.

by curtis meyer October 23, 2009

Chickenscratch

An strain of a sexually transmitted disease that comes from interacting with loose women (I.E. "chickenheads.")

After our fun last night, I woke up with a bad case of chickenscratch.

by Curtis Meyer August 19, 2008

Doughmance

The parasitic relationship between a gold-digger and sugar-parent.

The stripper and the oil tycoon were deep in the troughs of doughmance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Like Whoamance

An intense, passionate tryst.

John and Marsha's weekend at the cottage proved to be an epic Like Whoamance.

by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009