Definitions by Curtis Meyer

VoScrabulary

An extensive vocabulary of words up to eight letters long, which proves beneficial during games of Scrabble.

I'm hesistant to paly Scrabble against Brendan because of the size of his VoScrabulary.

VoScrabulary by Curtis Meyer November 13, 2009

Doughmance 

The parasitic relationship between a gold-digger and sugar-parent.

The stripper and the oil tycoon were deep in the troughs of doughmance.

Doughmance by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Like Whoamance

An intense, passionate tryst.

John and Marsha's weekend at the cottage proved to be an epic Like Whoamance.

Like Whoamance by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Trendship 

A friendship based on one party's momentary popularity.

Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie had a trendship.

Trendship by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Symbiomance 

A relationship where both parties benefit from either other's interactions with one another. (From "romance" and "symbiosis.")

The oxpecker and the rhino share a symbiomance.

Symbiomance by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Aiyo!mance 

The relationship between shorties and cat-callers. ("Aiyo shorty!")

The call girl and the construction worker had an aiyo!mance.

Aiyo!mance by Curtis Meyer October 26, 2009

Smotheration 

A combination of smothering and suffication, typically with pillows. See also: Smotherate -ed, -ing.

Well officer, it seems the victim succumbed to violent smotheration.

Smotheration by Curtis Meyer October 23, 2009