Curtis's definitions

pussy monger

1. One who hordes pussy.
2. One who displays pussyish traits.

1. That dude is a pussy monger; look at him horde that pussy!
2. Look at that pussy monger run, he's scared shitless!

by Curtis February 5, 2005

duker

the place where a drunk boyfriend tries to stick it ,also known as the asshole.

Dustin got slapped after he tried to put it in Georgia's duker.

by Curtis December 16, 2003

Mission Valley Middle School

A strict public school in Leawood, Kansas, and makes you want to go to a private school. While sitting in the office of this school you can watch the security tapes, or watch the fat kids come out of the nurses office with an ice pack. Mission Valley is also the school with the ESL (english as a second language) program where all the immagrants come from all around Kansas City and try to kill the kids from KCK. It's not very pleasant, some of the Chinese kids try to knife the Mexicans, and the Mexicans hit on the Blacks, while the blacks are into the white trash...its pretty much a horrible school.

Mission Valley Middle School is a place that you never want to go.

by Curtis June 18, 2006

Hot Squat

a hot & sticky dump usually leaving your anus chafed & burning. cause by tacobell and many other fastfood chains

I'm goning to go take a hot squat, DAMN YOU TACO BELL!

That hot squat chafed my anus.

by Curtis December 30, 2004

weezile

somethhing that is wild,can't belive that just happend.

that bus just ran over that mother and her baby.

by curtis February 21, 2004

Crissie

Someone who is very hot, that has a hard life, but pushes past life's problems looking for the good things.

That person is a mighty crissie

by Curtis March 6, 2005

damn

what a guy says to a girl or what a girl says to a guy when they think the other is lookin good.

Dam girl, you lookin fine tonight lets make it happen!

by curtis October 6, 2003