Curt Howard's definitions

Sasquatian

Closely sharing similar height, posture, body hair coverage and mental capacity to that of a Sasquatch or a Yeti.

Brian Antczak: "Look at that sasquatian mother-fucker!"

by Curt Howard May 2, 2008

Programatically

Speaking of the programming of an application; be it a website or a piece of software.

Brian Antczak: "Programatically speaking, your website blows."

by Curt Howard May 2, 2008

Homoest

Gayer than gay. Some would say 'the most gay'.

Brian Antczak: "Christmas is the gayest time of the year, but Andrew is the homoest employee at the office."

by Curt Howard May 2, 2008

Arandaphile

A person who has recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving sexual activity with a retard.

This is not to be confused with Arandaphobia.

Brian Antczak: "I dated a girl who was SO hot, but SO stupid, I felt like an Arandaphile when we slept together."

by Curt Howard May 2, 2008