Definitions by Curt Howard

Sasquatian 

Closely sharing similar height, posture, body hair coverage and mental capacity to that of a Sasquatch or a Yeti.

Brian Antczak: "Look at that sasquatian mother-fucker!"

Sasquatian by Curt Howard May 2, 2008

Arandaphile 

A person who has recurrent, intense sexually arousing fantasies, sexual urges, or behaviors involving sexual activity with a retard.

This is not to be confused with Arandaphobia.

Brian Antczak: "I dated a girl who was SO hot, but SO stupid, I felt like an Arandaphile when we slept together."

Arandaphile by Curt Howard May 2, 2008

Homoest

Gayer than gay. Some would say 'the most gay'.

Brian Antczak: "Christmas is the gayest time of the year, but Andrew is the homoest employee at the office."

Homoest by Curt Howard May 2, 2008

Programatically

Speaking of the programming of an application; be it a website or a piece of software.

Brian Antczak: "Programatically speaking, your website blows."

Programatically by Curt Howard May 2, 2008