Definitions by Cup-Sellithaine
shin-wag/shin-dig
A word to describe a little party, a sexual encounter or a little mischief. (i before e except after c, right?)
A shin-wag (or dig) can be any fun event, but it implies a certain naughtiness.
A shin-wag (or dig) can be any fun event, but it implies a certain naughtiness.
shin-wag/shin-dig by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005
nativity play
A play about a ridiculous thing that was COMPLETELY blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary being pregnant with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more and more gullable people have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.
-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!
nativity play by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005
cup-drink
Cup drinks are tasty, convenient and colourful. They come in bright pink (raspberry), bright blue, bright orange and many other colours. They come with a straw that has a sharp point at one end. One of the best things about having a cup drink is grabbing the straw and enthusiastically stabbing it through the plastic lid. Cup drinks bring happiness to the world. Indeed, I am partly named after Cup Drink, my name being "Cup-Sellithaine". My cool mate Clare Atkinson is also partly named after Cup Drink, and her name is Rasthangatas-Drink
"Excuse me, We're really thirsty...Do you have a spare 20 pence piece so we can buy two cup drinks for 10p each?"
cup-drink by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005
bullfighting
A barbaric activity where a baby bull is pushed onto a stage where it is watched by thousands of psychos who enjoy seeing it being tortured. First the bull is weakened with horrible metal spikes and humiliated publically, and just when it thinks things can't get much worse, it is stabbed in the heart by a ponsy Spanish bastard riding a horse. A truly horrible, inhumane and disgusting sport. Oh and by the way, it is not a sport because for something to be a sport there has to be an element of uncertainty. ie, No one knows which team or side will win. In bullfighting, there is just one outcome - the suffering and eventual death of the bull.
If a bullfighter puts on a good show, he/she wins the ears, or tail of the bull as a trophy. Nice.
If the bull shows a phenominal amount of strength and endurance, it is not stabbed in the heart by the matador, it is allowed to bleed to death outside the stadium. Nice. (and rare)
If the bull shows a phenominal amount of strength and endurance, it is not stabbed in the heart by the matador, it is allowed to bleed to death outside the stadium. Nice. (and rare)
bullfighting by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005
grungers
A group of people who do exactly what they claim not to. They go around saying - "We're grungers, we don't follow anybody's fashion rules - we wear what we want" (or something similar) And then they go and spend all their money on baggy trousers and boxes of safety pins in order to look exactly the same as their grungie companions. Then they go and make fun of the people who do exactly the same as them but with tight trousers and gold earrings.
(The only grungers who this does not apply to are the ones who don't go around saying "I'm a grunger".)
(The only grungers who this does not apply to are the ones who don't go around saying "I'm a grunger".)
Grunger - "Shit! I've run out of safety-pin-money!"
Towny - "If you stop making fun of me I'll lend you some of my gold-earring-money"
Towny - "If you stop making fun of me I'll lend you some of my gold-earring-money"
grungers by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005
kylie minogue
"Part of me is a sexual exhibitionist."
(she's not afraid to be sexual, but this does not make her a slut. Sexuality is something that was taken off the "taboo list" aaaages ago.)
(she's not afraid to be sexual, but this does not make her a slut. Sexuality is something that was taken off the "taboo list" aaaages ago.)
kylie minogue by Cup-Sellithaine February 3, 2005