Being tyrophobic, married life is very difficult for me, due to the fact that my wife is a tyrophilliac. Tyrophobic people find it rather hard to get along with Tyrophilliacs, for obvious reasons.
by Cup-Sellithaine April 26, 2005
A barbaric activity where a baby bull is pushed onto a stage where it is watched by thousands of psychos who enjoy seeing it being tortured. First the bull is weakened with horrible metal spikes and humiliated publically, and just when it thinks things can't get much worse, it is stabbed in the heart by a ponsy Spanish bastard riding a horse. A truly horrible, inhumane and disgusting sport. Oh and by the way, it is not a sport because for something to be a sport there has to be an element of uncertainty. ie, No one knows which team or side will win. In bullfighting, there is just one outcome - the suffering and eventual death of the bull.
If a bullfighter puts on a good show, he/she wins the ears, or tail of the bull as a trophy. Nice.
If the bull shows a phenominal amount of strength and endurance, it is not stabbed in the heart by the matador, it is allowed to bleed to death outside the stadium. Nice. (and rare)
If the bull shows a phenominal amount of strength and endurance, it is not stabbed in the heart by the matador, it is allowed to bleed to death outside the stadium. Nice. (and rare)
by Cup-Sellithaine February 04, 2005
by Cup-Sellithaine November 07, 2005
by Cup-Sellithaine February 04, 2005
An amalgamation of two entirly different things - Cup-Drink and Rasthangatas-Sellithaine, which when put together, form my Suenolian name. Rasthangatas-Drink, my Suenolian soul-mate, takes the other halves of both the phrases.
"Oh Rasthangatas!"
"Oh Sellithaine!" (call and response, called in a provokative, questioning yet fond manner)
"Oh Sellithaine!" (call and response, called in a provokative, questioning yet fond manner)
by Cup-Sellithaine February 03, 2005
A word to describe a little party, a sexual encounter or a little mischief. (i before e except after c, right?)
A shin-wag (or dig) can be any fun event, but it implies a certain naughtiness.
A shin-wag (or dig) can be any fun event, but it implies a certain naughtiness.
by Cup-Sellithaine February 04, 2005
Being a tyrophilliac, married life is becoming rather tedious. I come home from work, exhausted and hungry, and all I want is a piece of fresh stilton. I make my way to the fridge, only to find my husband lying on the kitchen floor, twitching and gurgling "Des...troy..th-the..ch...eeeeese..." Kicking him away, I open the fridge to discover that all my best stilton had been covered in weedkiller and athlete's foot powder. I should have known not to marry a someone with tyrophobia I want a divorce.
by Cup-Sellithaine April 26, 2005