Cup-Sellithaine's definitions

nativity play

A play about a ridiculous thing that was COMPLETELY blown out of proportion. Basically, Mary cheats on Joseph with a guy who could have been called Tony. She can't bear the thought of A)Upsetting her husband B)Being stoned to death by an excited crowd of civilians, on account of comitting adultary. So, she takes her chances and tells the gullable Joseph that God came down from the heavens and did the dirty on her, resulting in Mary being pregnant with the so-called "son of god". For generations and generations, this far-fetched story has been passed on, and more and more gullable people have been persuaded that Jesus was the son of a virgin. C'mon guys. Let's be realistic here.

-Oh Joseph, I'm...I'm...I'm pregnant!
-WHAT? BUT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A BLOODY VIRGIN! YOU SLEPT WITH THAT TONY DIDN'T YOU!? I KNEW THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON! WAIT TILL THE NEIGHBOURS HEAR ABOUT THIS!
-No! erm (think Mary, think!) Er...well, yeah...erm...IT WAS GOD WHAT DONE IT!
-WOW! Are you serious?
-Yeah!
-Do you know how holy this makes us, Mary? It's a miracle! What are we gonna call the baby?
-Jesus?
-Perfect. Jesus, Mary and Joseph. What a family, eh?!

by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005

p'twankyho

A self-explanatory word, whose meaning can only be defined as "p'twankyho". This is a word that can be used to express any meaning or feeling, as long as the user really believes in what he or her is saying. For example "You p'twankyho!" could, depending on the feeling behing the exclaimation, be interpreted as an insult, a heart-felt complement, or even just a way of saying "thank you". Variations of this word include p'twank, twanky, and twank.

"Clare is p'twankyho"

by Cup-Sellithaine February 3, 2005

p'twank

Derived from the word p'twankyho. Similar meaning, but usually said with more "oomph".

-something has just occured (or not, as the case may be)
- "P'twank!"

by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005

grungers

A group of people who do exactly what they claim not to. They go around saying - "We're grungers, we don't follow anybody's fashion rules - we wear what we want" (or something similar) And then they go and spend all their money on baggy trousers and boxes of safety pins in order to look exactly the same as their grungie companions. Then they go and make fun of the people who do exactly the same as them but with tight trousers and gold earrings.
(The only grungers who this does not apply to are the ones who don't go around saying "I'm a grunger".)

Grunger - "Shit! I've run out of safety-pin-money!"
Towny - "If you stop making fun of me I'll lend you some of my gold-earring-money"

by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005

myrmecology

Myrmecology is the study of ants - A myrmecologist studies ants.

"When I grow up, I want to be a myrmecologist, mummy."
"What's a mymecologist?"
"It's somebody who partakes in myrmecology."
"Oh, right - yeah, cool."

by Cup-Sellithaine November 7, 2005

twanky

Wow. I really did never know that the word "twanky" was ever used by anyone except us. The truth behind the word is that really, it is derived from "p'twankyho", a way of expressing one's feelings. Twanky has similar meaning, but is used to express slightly different emotion.

"oooooooh, twanky."
"yes."

by Cup-Sellithaine February 4, 2005

tyrophillia

The love of cheese.

See also tyrophagia and tyrophobia

Being a tyrophilliac, married life is becoming rather tedious. I come home from work, exhausted and hungry, and all I want is a piece of fresh stilton. I make my way to the fridge, only to find my husband lying on the kitchen floor, twitching and gurgling "Des...troy..th-the..ch...eeeeese..." Kicking him away, I open the fridge to discover that all my best stilton had been covered in weedkiller and athlete's foot powder. I should have known not to marry a someone with tyrophobia I want a divorce.

by Cup-Sellithaine April 26, 2005