Cuntoleezza Rice's definitions

tardbaby

Neo Nazi Asshole Sara Palin's pet name for her "special needs" son. Also see tard, fucktard.

Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009

penigraph

1. A photo of a penis posted on the Internet. These are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.

2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.

1. The evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the Web.

2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007

Papal Smear

Any of several bodily fluids taken from the Pope to make sure all is well with the Holy Father's naughty bits. Usually collected by a Vatican Manginacologist, the samples are checked for disease and and then sent to the FBI for DNA comparison in ongoing kid diddler investigations.

A Papal Smear recently sold on eBay for $135K. No one is sure just who reached under the Pope's gown and stole her grogan.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 20, 2008

enemasity

A punitive or antagonistic attitude while administering an enema.

As she stroked the anal probe the hefty nurse commented that she was "only doing her job." Her enemasity hoever, was apparent.

by Cuntoleezza Rice January 18, 2007

Abominatrix

A sexually dominant female who forces her partners to do things that are an "abomination unto the Lord."

The abominatrix tied the man up and forced him to eat shellfish.

by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2006

prison wallet

The anal cavity of an inmate, so named for its ability to smuggle valuables into a prision or stash them for safe keeping. Due to "recreational activity" prisoners often leave with a larger prison wallets than when they arrive.

Prison life bound to be dull, but due to years of fisting the convict managed to bring 3 kilos of smack and a boombox in his prison wallet.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007

twaddle

1. To waddle due to an object inserted in one's bearded taco.

2. To diddle one's twat.

1. She inserted the dildo into her vagina and twaddled off to work.

2. She's so preoccupied she must be twaddling.

by Cuntoleezza Rice February 4, 2007