Cuntoleezza Rice's definitions
Sara Palin called to Levi Johnston "Where's my little tardbaby. Levi was busy filling her daughter Bristol Palin with his Moose Meat and didn't answer.
by Cuntoleezza Rice November 7, 2009
Get the tardbabymug. 1. A photo of a penis posted on the Internet. These are often found in personal profiles on gay dating sites.
2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.
2. A phonograph without a tonearm used by VERY poorly endowed men.
1. The evangelist was compelled to contact the escort after viewing his penigraph on the Web.
2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.
2. The needle dicked bug fucker placed the disk on the penigraph and placed his member in the groove.
by Cuntoleezza Rice January 30, 2007
Get the penigraphmug. 1. Sexual penetration of someones colostomy site. In rare cases this can be a masturbatory act, depending on the location of the colostomy opening. See sidewinder, ostitute, stomalingus, philly sidecar, clorch
2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag
2. A despicable disgusting person. See colostomy bag, gutbag, cobag, assbag
1. I always wanted to throw a good colostofuck into Jerry Falwell. Now that he's dead though a necro-colostofuck seems a bit much.
2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.
2. Jerry Falwell was a pompous self-righteous fat colostofuck.
by Cuntoleezza Rice June 7, 2007
Get the colostofuckmug. A soothing mixture of cocaine and vaseline that Fred Phelps sticks up his ass before sitting on a highway cone or other large object. See Goatse.
Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.
by Cuntoleezza Rice June 4, 2008
Get the anustheticmug. Special Holy sanitary pads used by Mormon women to protect their Mormon Underwear from "the curse". These are sometimes also used by Mormon men to avoid being embarrassed by Mormon Crotch.
1. Naomi didn't want the class to know she would be unclean for a week, so she used Mormon Panty Liners to hide the shameful stain.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
2. Upon seeing his 13-year-old bride, Jeremiah immediately developed Mormon Crotch. Fortunately he had planned ahead, and taped a Mormon Panty Liner over his throbbing member prior to the wedding.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008
Get the Mormon Panty Linersmug. 1. An especially skilled prostitute.
2. The Catholic Church as defined by fucktard Fundamentalist Christian evangelist John Hagee
2. The Catholic Church as defined by fucktard Fundamentalist Christian evangelist John Hagee
John Hagee obviously doesn’t know the difference between a great whore and a bunch of kid diddlers. Maybe he should wake up and pull the straw out of Fred Phelch’s ass.
by Cuntoleezza Rice May 18, 2008
Get the Great Whoremug. A female astronaut who traveled 950 miles wearing a diaper to attack the "other woman" in a love triangle.
CAPTAIN: Keep your hands off him bitch!
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.
VICTIM: Yuck, what's that smell? You must be Captain Poopypants.
by Cuntoleezza Rice February 10, 2007
Get the Captain Poopypantsmug.