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by Cunningest Linguist May 08, 2006
To steal or thieve something by asking to borrow an object and then casually walking away with it when the victim is not looking.
Hey man, I'm watching you. Don't habeeb my pencil.
Paul asked to borrow Adam's iPod for a minute. Then he walked off and successfully habeebed it.
Paul asked to borrow Adam's iPod for a minute. Then he walked off and successfully habeebed it.
by Cunningest Linguist April 14, 2006
A combination of assraped and pwned, implying not only that the victim was pwned, but assraped as well to add to the humiliation. Can be used as a stronger form of pwned, suggesting that the victor was not satisfied merely to pwn but additionally used the victim for his own personal gratification in an anal sex kind of way.
Despite all the prison yard smacktalk, Chris was asspwned by his cellmate Boomer once the lights went out.
by Cunningest Linguist May 08, 2006
by Cunningest Linguist May 21, 2006
(v) To make a remarkable political comeback. Named after al Qaeda terrorist founder/US presidential candidate Barack Obama Hussein bin Laden, who went from being the most hated man in America after 9/11 to being elected president of the United States.
by Cunningest Linguist June 16, 2008