Cunning Linguist's definitions

WoW

Wild Older Woman - used on-line dating to describe a older female that still remembers how.

Hey I hear Betty is a WOW!

by Cunning Linguist April 3, 2005

licker

arse licker

he's so gay, fuckin lickeeeeerrrrrr

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

shunter

filthy slag

check her out, i can see her lunch from here, dirty shunter

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

poke of the whiskers

act of lovemaking ;)

ello darlin fancy a poke of the whiskers

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003

nigtacular

Exceedingly black in nature, displaying or possessing the qualities characteristic of the American negro.

Terrell Owens is a nigtacular hybrid of athletic acumen and sly ghetto charm.

by Cunning Linguist April 8, 2004

proghole

A "progressive rock elitist", usually a white male wearing a t-shirt from the latest concert he attended who is all too willing to share his knowledge about obscure music facts with you. He will be generally also be a music snob but will be unable to justify his opinions other than with a contempous look and a half-hearted attempt at a chuckle.

Q - Can that proghole pull any girls?
A - Never - there is no women alive who could meet his musical standards.

by Cunning linguist January 21, 2004

galloping knobrot

fraying of the banjo from excessive use of the mouse's ear

i was on the case last night, banged her so many times i woke up with the worst case of galloping knobrot

by cunning linguist October 20, 2003