A term used to encompass the 36,108 terrabytes of data containing some or all of Belle Delphine’s Genitals
“You ask how much fun we’re gonna have?? We’re gonna have a Belle Delphine’s Genitals amount of fun today!” - Hagrid
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
An impractical and inferior version to the well-known DIY weapon, the Molotov Cocktail, where you soak a rag in liquor, pour the entire contents of the liquor out of the bottle, wash the inside of the bottle to ensure the inside doesn’t have any flames, and wrap the rag around the bottle. You then light the outside of the bottle on fire while holding it, and throwing it at whichever target you wish to hardly damage.
This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.
(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)
This creates a far smaller result and ensures a burnt hand.
(I didn’t make up the word which, unfortunately, has misogynistic undertones, im just telling you what happened)
“I want to riot, but I don’t want to burn pretty much anything other than my hands and a rag… oh and I also wanna leave a little bit of glass around the rag.. oooh I’ll try a Molotov Pussytail!!”
by Cum Fungus March 01, 2023
When a woman’s labia is so pronounced, that when she hikes up her yoga pants, it looks like a pair of tits coming out of her twat.
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023
The act of farting into the urethra of an already recently farted-on penis; typically during an anal experience, typically accomplished in a huddle position.
There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.
This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.
I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you
There can be an unlimited number of farts into the participants penis, as long as at least a single fart was delivered to the exterior of the penis, as if to ceremoniously cloak or ensconce the penis in a fart, before the penis can “accept” or “ingest” farts down the main channel.
This is a religious practice mainly done by Scientologists and methamphetamine users. A slight variation to this ceremonial practice, called a “profuddle”, is when after the bladder of the participant is full, he parts (penis farts) out all the gas in a gesture of thanks.
I’m 30. And I still wrote this. Fuck you
“Hey, I appreciate farts during our one-on-one intercourse, but do you have a friend or an auditor you can call to fuddle around?”
“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss
“Now that our puddle has been fully smoked, let’s do a fuddle while you get poked” - Dr. Seuss
by Cum Fungus March 01, 2023
by Cum Fungus March 01, 2023
by Cum Fungus April 17, 2023